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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MY CONDITIONS ARE THAT YOU MUST FIRST OBEY MY BECK AND CALL FOR ANY ONE ACTION THAT I MAY CALL UPON YOU IN THE FUTURE, AND TWO, TO BEAT THIS BABY GUY UP, REMOVE HIM FROM VEGETA'S BODY, AND KILL IT, I WANT MY DUEL WITH VEGETA ALREADY. I DO NOT CARE FOR WHATEVER OTHER REWARD YOU HAVE, JUST THAT YOU WILL OBEY THOSE PROMISES! I KNOW HOW TO RE-SEAL YOU IF YOU BETRAY ME!

[Sir Sivelos]

...I ACCEPT. NOW FREE ME, THIS INSTANT.

[Prince Vegeta]

Kick me out, you still have to face Babidi's curse! There's a reason the 'M' is on his forehead!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THE DEAL IS SEALED! NOW...

*MACHOKARP uses a CUBE OF INVERSION! his next attack shall invert all of its effects!*

*MACHOKARP attempts INVERTED MACHO MIMECRY! The orginal version would make MACHOKARP do whatever the first man he saw did, but now, whoever sees MACHOKARP must do like he does!*

*MACHOKARP makes gestures to crush the box! If Baby/Vegeta saw, he will be forced to destroy the box and free Nightmare! Heavy emphasis on 'if.'*

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta has better things to do than sit around with you petty creatures! I have a deal with Babidi, and he hopes to have Majin Buu revived within the hours of today!! *Flies off, blowing up planets as he passes them*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(...? I presume Inverted Macho Mimecry failed?)

...DARNIT.

WELP, LOOKS LIKE I CAN'T HOLD MY END OF THE BARGAIN. I WOULD HARDLY EXPECT YOU TO HOLD YOURS ASSUMING YOUR RELEASE...

[Sir Sivelos]

I DO NOT NEED YOU ANY LONGER. MY POWER WAS DIMINISHED BY THE STAR ROD... BUT OVER TIME, I REGAINED THE FULL POOL OF POWER I POSSESS. NOW, I SHALL FREE MYSELF! *the cube shakes even harder, eventually shattering, causing the Dream Fountain, among other object, to fly wildly out of it*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...MY F***ING LUCK!!

THERE MAY BE ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO...MAY, I'M NEUTRAL SO I DON'T HAVE ANY OBLIGATIONS TO STOP NIGHTMARE OR BABY OR BABIDI OR ANYONE, JUST AN OBLIGATION TO FINISH MY DUEL WITH VEGETA.

[Prince Vegeta]

I don't need whatever Vegeta had stored in it, but even with the Dream Fountain releasing Nightmare, I could care less, as long as he doesn't interfere with mine and Babidi's plans.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP: Reading TvTropes on Majin Buu*