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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...?! I WOULD PROBABLY ASK THE QUESTION OF WHY YOU'RE EVEN BOTHERING BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY SEVERAL TIMES STRONGER THAN YOU ALREADY, BUT WHATEVER, STUFF LIKE THIS NEVER MADE SENSE ANYWAYS.

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, I thought I would at least try and create a conversation. Nothing is really happening here, after all.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I WAS REFERRING TO...UHH...HIM. *MANLY gesture to Baby Vegeta*...YHEA. I'M PRETTY SURE HE NEEDS A BEER OR SOMETHING, BUT I DON'T THINK HE'LL CHILL OUT LONG ENOUGH FOR IT.

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah. I see. *adjusts glasses*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Notices something next to him. It is a LAZY SUSAN OF ENDOWMENT. MACHOKARP notices TNT's and S2's faces on them.*

THOSE GUYS! THOSE GUYS KILLED ME THOSE TWO TIMES!! *idea*

*Spins the LAZY SUSAN OF ENDOWMENT.*

HAH! I CAN STILL DO A MANLY SPITE AT THEM, EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT AROUND...CURIOUS, THOUGH, WHY IS THAT EVEN HERE?!

[Sir Sivelos]

I don't know. I may be a bartender, but I don't know everything.

[Prince Vegeta]

*Killing random inhabitants, laughing* Vegeta has some interesting songs, mainly to do with murder.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Notices his own face on the Rapidly-spinning LAZY SUSAN OF ENDOWMENT.*

HEY, WHY IS MY FACE ON THIS?

*Also notices Thomas'es face on the LAZY SUSAN*

AND WHY IS YOUR FACE ON THIS, BOSS?

*Also notices Baby Vegeta's face on the LAZY SUSAN*

...THIS IS CONFUSING ME GREATLY.

[Ash K.]

You are not alone... I think we're all confused. I have cookies!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Shiny Mew's face randomly appears on the LAZY SUSAN OF ENDOWMENT*

OK, IT'S EITHER BEER OR THAT THING'S FACE JUST APPEARED ON THE LAZY SUSAN.

I DON'T REALLY CARE AT THIS POINT.