*MACHOKARP TOOK 341,215,154,701 DAMAGE!! MINOR BLOW! His Ultra-buff physique and hard-as-iron scales are really paying off.*

...AH!! WE ARE EVENLY MATCHED!!

*MACHOKARP USED LV. 99 MEGA MACHO SPLASH!!*

*MACHOKARP leaps up and proceeds to preform the most MANLY SPLASH in the history of SPLASHERY. It is so manly, the ground trembles and unleashes magma at Thomas!*