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[Prince Vegeta]

Adult Vegeta: Get behind me, I don't need you getting caught in the blast.
Kid Vegeta: *Nods, and jumps onto Adult Vegeta's back.*
Adult Vegeta: (As soon as we get the other six Dragon Balls, then I won't have to worry about him getting hurt.)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP TOOK 341,215,154,701 DAMAGE!! MINOR BLOW! His Ultra-buff physique and hard-as-iron scales are really paying off.*

...AH!! WE ARE EVENLY MATCHED!!

*MACHOKARP USED LV. 99 MEGA MACHO SPLASH!!*

*MACHOKARP leaps up and proceeds to preform the most MANLY SPLASH in the history of SPLASHERY. It is so manly, the ground trembles and unleashes magma at Thomas!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*wipes the magma off his suit* Hmm. My suit. Oh well. *slams the gavel, setting MACHOKARP's HP to Mutton's current HP*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP TAKES 1,548,975 DAMAGE! Barely anything! Apparently you were very close to MACHOKARP's HP, though, which is a good sign...*

*MACHOKARP USES LV. 99 TESTOSTERONE BLAST!!*

*MACHOKARP DOES THE MOST MANLY SERIES OF POSES IN HISTORY, EACH POSE MORE MANLY THANT HE LAST. IT NECESSITATES THE USE OF ALL CAPS IN THE DESCRIPTION, SUCH IS THE MANLINESS OF THE POSING SESSION. WITH EACH POSE, PURE TESTOSTERONE GLOWS MORE AND MORE BEHIND MACHOKARP, UNTIL MACHOKARP SENDS IT AT THOMAS IN A VIOLENT, SOUL-BURNING BLAST!*

[Prince Vegeta]

Kid Vegeta: What the hell is going on!? This looks like a fight between an overgrown, steroid-injected fish, and an angry demon freak.
Adult Vegeta: ...... (How does he know some of those words!!?)

[Sir Sivelos]

*grunts* Grr... Curse you, you insect... *repeatedly fires the Revolver into Machokarp whilst ascending higher*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THOMAS ISN'T ONE TO BE EASILY ANGERED, IT WOULD SEEM. JUST RILED UP. JUST LIKE ME, MACHOOOOOOOKARP!!!

*Combo!! MACHOKARP uses HOWITZER'S ATTACHED LV. 99!!*

*MACHOKARP makes several arm gestures, as his muscles bulge for some reason that isn't immediately apparent. He takes the Revolver shots while he does this, but he doesn't flinch out of the attack. He does this rapidly, until he makes a Kamehake pose at you, as the muscle-bulges travel through his arm and come out as absurdly massive bullets, seemingly made out of Magikarp scales, heading straight for Thomas!*

*MACHOKARP looks somewhat tired after that attack. He has also taken 135,157,452,879,041 Damage from the onslaught of Revolver rounds.*

[Prince Vegeta]

Kid Vegeta: Hey!! Weird chair guy! *Fires a Ki Blast at Thomas*
Adult Vegeta: *Stares at the blast, wide eyed* (He's going to get us killed!!)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP'S HONORABLE DUELIST ability activates! MACHOKARP takes the hit for Thomas! NO damage, thanks to HONORABLE DUELIST!*

WE ARE DUELING HERE, PLEASE DON'T PARTICIPATE!

[Sir Sivelos]

Grr! *dodges one bullet but gets by the other* Aaagh! *angry yell as he continues to fire into Machokarp*