Captain: Curse you, straw!! NO ONE makes a fool of ZEE CAPTEIN!! D:<

Snippy: Bwah?! Captain's a. . . I still don't even know what gender Captain is!

Captain: You Snippish boob! Zee Captein's gender shall never be revealed! YOU NEVER SAW MY FACE!!! *puts mask back on*

Snippy: *confused face of confuzzleness*