Captain: ZOMG!! IT IS ZEE MARE OF ZEE NIGHTS!!! *flails arm while using the other to point at Nightmare*

Snippy: *starts shooting at Nightmare with his rifle* *rainbows come out of it* Bwah?! Captain, what the hell did you do to my rifle?!

Captain: I MADE IT BETTER! IT SHOOTS RAINBOWS NOW!

Snippy: WHAT?!

Captain: ENGIE HELPED.

Engie: HA. Told you I could do it.

Snippy: *yells in frustration*