(In order to even have a shot at understanding what is going on: Magikarp are part of the DRAGON egg group. Also, failed to notice edits. derp.)

NOW...ER HEM...KAAAR MAGI GIKAR MAG KARP KAR MAGIKAR KAR MAGI AGIKARP!! MAGI AGIKARP, MAG GI MA, AGIK GIKAR MAGIKAR!!

*Light shoots out of his stomach and pierces the heavens! MACHOKARP has successfully activated the MAGIKARPIAN DRAGON BALLS!!*