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[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: Cute!? This body is hideous!! This is the same monster who destroyed my race! And I am not an infant! I am the rebirth of the Tuffle race!
Vegeta: *Let's out a mumbled "help"*

[Wander]

Captain: ZOMG!! IT IS ZEE MARE OF ZEE NIGHTS!!! *flails arm while using the other to point at Nightmare*

Snippy: *starts shooting at Nightmare with his rifle* *rainbows come out of it* Bwah?! Captain, what the hell did you do to my rifle?!

Captain: I MADE IT BETTER! IT SHOOTS RAINBOWS NOW!

Snippy: WHAT?!

Captain: ENGIE HELPED.

Engie: HA. Told you I could do it.

Snippy: *yells in frustration*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

ON THAT DRAGON BALL THING...BABY, WILL YOU GIVE ME THE 2-STAR DRAGON BALL OR NO?!

MACHOKARP'S THOUGHTS: NIGHTMARE IF YOU CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS PLEASE SHOVE THAT 2-STAR DRAGON BALL IN MY MOUTH AND YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY WITH YOURSELF PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!

[Sir Sivelos]

((BUT MACHOKARP, I DID))

Yeah, yeah, whatever. It's funny that you chose the form that matches your name. A tiny infant! *lifts Babygeta into the air and spins him around via telekinesis*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(In order to even have a shot at understanding what is going on: Magikarp are part of the DRAGON egg group. Also, failed to notice edits. derp.)

NOW...ER HEM...KAAAR MAGI GIKAR MAG KARP KAR MAGIKAR KAR MAGI AGIKARP!! MAGI AGIKARP, MAG GI MA, AGIK GIKAR MAGIKAR!!

*Light shoots out of his stomach and pierces the heavens! MACHOKARP has successfully activated the MAGIKARPIAN DRAGON BALLS!!*

[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: I only took this form, so I could trick the moron, who can hardly move!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*LORD GODKARP decends from the heavens. His form is cloaked in orange light, which thankfully doesn't blind, but you still cannot make it out in any manner.*

LORD GODKARP, TELEPATHICALLY: <MACHOKARP, you called for some reason? I did give those to you as favors for your service, after all...And WHY do I sense they're in your stomach>

MACHOKARP'S THOUGHTS: MISTOOK THEM FOR FOOD.

LORD GODKARP: <Ugh, you are only slightly less of an idiot when I left the mortal coil...Alright, 3 wishes, as I probably neglected to tell you because I needed it to be dramatic. Wish number one?>

MACHOKARP: OK...BABY WOULD JUST GUT ME INSTANTLY IF I DIDN'T AT LEAST GIVE HIM ONE OF HIS WISHES...I NEED WISH NUMBER 1 TO LET HIS GUARD DOWN FIRST...PERHAPS WISH NUMBER TWO, TOO...

LORD GODKARP: <I am aware of this, so I guess I shall grant that first one? Oh, yes...No violent wishes>

MACHOKARP: BABY, WE'VE DECIDED THAT WE'LL LET YOU GET IN ONE OF YOUR WISHES FIRST. A NONVIOLENT ONE IS THE ONLY CONDITION I'LL GIVE YOU FOR MAKING THEM, BECAUSE LORD GODKARP ISN'T GOING TO COMPLY OTHERWISE. I'M GOING TO GUESS...YOU WANT THE TUFFLES BACK? YOU MAKE SUCH AN EPIC FUSS OVER THEM.

[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: YES!! Bring back the Tuffles with their home planet!! If that counts as two, so be it! Just bring back the Tuffles, and New Planet Plant!
Vegeta: D-don't.... give it to him....
Baby: You pest!! *Blasts Vegeta*

[Wander]

Captain: I WISH FOR PONIES AND POKEMONS AND BLUE HEDGHOGS AND YELLOW MUTANT FOXES AND-

Snippy: *covers Captain's, er, mask thing* Don't wish for anything, you idiot! . . . Actually, can I wish for a shower?

Captain: *makes muffled sounds*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: DOES THAT COUNT AS TWO?

LORD GODKARP: <*To Baby AND MACHOKARP* Yes, but I can improvise with a nearby planet, suitable for Tuffle life...Also, it will take a long while to get the Tuffles up to the point they were before their genocide, as just reviving them directly will give them memories of dying, and that...Will be undesirable. A fate worse than death. Assuming anyone could do anything, they'd probably destroy Baby for reviving them in such a painful manner. I'd have to restart the race from the ground up instead, from prehistoric era, rediscovering fire...All that stuff. Also, I can only do one wish at a time, and MACHOKARP's making the wishes, so I wait for HIS permission. MACHOKARP, do you approve of these terms?>

MACHOKARP: YES I AGREE TO THOSE TERMS, HONORABLE LORD GODKARP!!

LORD GODKARP: <Very well! The Tuffles shall be restored!> *Shows Baby and GODKARP the sudden spontaneous existence of TUFFLES somewhere else in the Rift. They quickly rediscover fire.*