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[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: That's not what I meant.... I knew Shenron would have been the better idea!!
Vegeta: *Is hit with the blast, releases a small yelp.* ......H-help....

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

LORD GODKARP: <It would be two separate wishes to make them forget the Saiyan genocide, I didn't spec into the wish-granting thign while I was alive because I knew how bad these things turn out, and I'm pretty sure the Tuffles would KILL you over how stupidly far you took it. Beyond all reason...As a being, you're lucky.>

MACHOKARP: OK...SECOND WISH...KILL BABY HE ANNOYS ME GREATLY. ADULT VEGETA TOO. IN THAT ORDER, PERFERRABLY.

LORD GODKARP: <*Just to MACHOKARP* I don't think you need a wish for that, I'm annoyed by Baby too...Why Vegeta, though?>

MACHOKARP: 90% OF VEGETA'S ARE ANNOYING TOO. I'M BETTING HE'S AN INCLUSION. THE GUY BABY'S POSSESSING AT THE MOMENT IS HIS YOUNGER SELF, THOUGH, SO MAYBE HIS ELDER'S DEATH WOULD HELP? IT WON'T CAUSE A TIME LOOP, RIGHT?

LORD GODKARP: <No...Consider that Wish number two, and consider it granted!>

*From LORD GODKARP'S powerful body of pure energy shoots forward a pulse of PURE MAGIKARPIAN ENERGY! It's heading straight for Kid Vegeta like a homing missile!*

[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: YOU LYING B*STARD!!
Vegeta: N-no.... What did I ever....do? ..... *Dies from the wounds inflicted by Baby*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: I NEVER LIED!! I, MYSELF, HAVE HAD NO PART WHATSOEVER IN YOUR IMMINENT DESTRUCTION! LORD GODKARP IS YOUR TRUE TO-BE SLAYER, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE SAID IT DIDN'T COST A WISH FOR INSULTING HIM INDIRECTLY LIKE THAT.

I WOULD SAY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SHUT YOUR TRAP, BUT...

*The orange energy pulse surrounds Kid Vegeta, and goes into his bloodstream specifically to annihilate Baby!*

...YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO BE PUTTING THAT ADVICE TO USE...FOREVER!! *MANLY POSE*

LORD GODKARP: <BABY, I SMITE THEE!!!>

[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: *Screams and dies, leaving Kid Vegeta's body to fall to the ground, unconscious*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

LORD GODKARP: <Hrm...It looks like the Adult Vegeta is already dead...I'm still counting that as a wish, though. Now, wish number three?>

MACHOKARP: <THOSE TUFFLES FROM BEFORE?! I NEED THEM TO GET A MASSIVE INTEREST IN WHITE PAINT FOR SOME LOGICAL REASON. CONSTRUCTION PURPOSES OR SOMETHING.>

LORD GODKARP: <...I knew one of those wishes was going to be getting more people to buy that stuff...Or Tuffles, in this case. Whatever, these wishes are favors, so, Wish Granted.>

*MACHOKARP is shown of an image of the TUFFLES suddenly gaining a massive, religious-based obsession in the color white! They think of MACHOKARP...And start worshiping him as a god for bringing white paint.*

...I DID NOT EXPECT THE 'BEING WORSHPIED AS A GOD PART. THAT DOESN'T REALLY INTEREST ME, THOUGH.

LORD GODKARP: <Yes...I didn't expect that last bit, either. Whatever, they won't have an idea of currency for a while, so you're going to have to be patient for them to get money to trade...Either way, goodbye. Next time you use those, it better be related to an emergency for all of Magikarpian kind, or you die. End of story. Understood?>

MACHOKARP: UNDERSTOOD, YOUR MAGNIFICENCE!!!

LORD GODKARP: <Good. I shall depart from this realm. Farewell, MACHOKARP.>

*LORD GODKARP vanishes without a trace.*

...WELL, THAT WORKED OUT QUITE WELL FOR EVERYONE IN SMALL WAYS. TUFFLES ARE BACK, BABY IS DEAD, AND I GET CUSTOMERS IN THE NEXT 100 THOUSAND YEARS OR SO, AND I'M PATIENT. ALMOST EVERYONE WON FROM THAT.

[Sir Sivelos]

Well... I'll be taking this. *Kidgeta's body floats up and is sucked into Nightmare's robe*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I PRESUME YOU'RE GOING TO BE DOING SOMETHING WITH HIM? WHAT, TORTURE? OR JUST HAVING VEGETA FIGHT HIMSELF? THAT WOULD BE FUNNY IN AN IRONIC WAY. 'STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!'

[Sir Sivelos]

No... I have a bigger plan for this one.

[Wander]

Captain: *still flailing arms while pointing at Nightmare*

Snippy: FIX IT.

Engie: NO.

Snippy: SCREW YOU.

Engie: SCREW YOU, TOO.