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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Image overshoots the hole and narrowly hits a tree. Narrowly. He somehow managed to stop himself.*

*Without much warning, Image is now back where Nightmare was, almost instantly. All present SEE the Sonic boom as he breaks the sound barrier. However, he does nothing to harm Nightmare after returning to his previous position.*

Image: ...I give you one warning. You have made many foes, almost all of them inferior to you. The ones that have won over you have done it through your sole weakness, the Star Rod-so, in short, you have never once faced a TRUE equal in combat...But here stands before you the sole exception you have ever met in your life. Possibly the only one you ever will meet, in fact. Do not make me...Unleash myself upon you. One is not called a Dark Writ as a formality. We get that title for grave reason.

*Nobody here has mentioned Nightmare's name since they noticed the cloaked man, but he might have been around for longer than that. On the other hand, nobody mentioned the Star rod for a long while now.*

MACHOKARP: WHAT 'STAR ROD?' DOESN'T SOUND VERY MANLY TO ME.

Image: *Small pause after realizing that particular error*...I take my leave. I will consider further pranks like what was presented before as acts of aggression, and respond...Accordingly.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. You claim to be as strong as Vegeta's... *ahem* "god" mode, correct? You are aware I was able to take him down with minimal effort, correct?

[Prince Vegeta]

*Drives a navy blue car, with a red symbol on the hood, talking on a phone, wearing sunglasses* I know that they were unresponsive for weeks! That's why I'm talking to you about this! ..... Look, I don't know why they never responded. .... HEY!! I work just as hard as you do! If not more!! I've saved the Earth, or at least tried to! ..... *Sees Nightmare* I'll have to call you back.... *Stops the car, and puts phone away*

[Wander]

Engie: That thing could beat a "god"? Well, it was nice knowing you all. *slowly walks away, then starts running frantically with his arms flailing around*

Snippy: Yeah, I think I'll leave too-

Captain: NO. *grabs Snippy and hugs him tightly* YOU ARE NOT ABANDONING ZEE CAPTAIN!!

Snippy: THEN WHY THE HELL DID ENGIE GET TO LEAVE?! *tries to get out of his grasp*

Captain: DO NOT QUESTION ME!!! *squeezes Snippy even harder*

Snippy: WHHHYYYYYY

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Image: *Pauses*...I did not claim anything. That...Is what you FELT, obviously. The minimal skin I showed emitted that much power...Hmph. I wear this cloak for a reason. People are always attracted to strength, aren't they?

...I have no business with messing with you, and we will never intentionally cross paths as soon as I leave. But...Attack me, toy with me, so much as lift my cloak up...Or rather, attempt to do those things...And....You will find out too late how much of an equal I am. And why risk it at all? Why risk the 'off chance?' *Resumes walking towards the Dimensional Hole*

MACHOKARP:...I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A DUEL, BUT SOMEHOW I HAVE A BAAAAAD FEELING HE'S NOT GOING TO CARE FOR THE TERMS OF A DUEL BEING A 1-ON-1. JUST A FEELING IS ALL...POKEMON, EVEN THE WEAKEST, HAVE A KNACK FOR SENSING DANGER, AND I DO NOT PICK FIGHTS ON THOSE THAT ARE JUST TOO WEAK UNLESS A CRISIS IS CALLED FOR, FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON I DON'T CHALLENGE THINGS TOO STRONG TO DUELS.

[Sir Sivelos]

((Actually the text between the asterisks said so *shot*))

I am a god of chaos. It is my nature to be chaotic. And nice car, Vegeta.

[Wander]

Captain: SPEAKING OF POKEMON. MR. SNIPPY, YOU HAVE FAILED TO GROW AND EVOLVE LIKE A TRUE MANLY POKEMON LIKE HIM! *points at Machokarp while still crushing Snippy in a hug-thing*

Snippy: AM I SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT THAT MORE THAN YOU CRUSHING MY WHOLE BODY RIGHT NOW

Captain: YES!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

That captain annoys me. What are you even captain of?

[Wander]

Captain: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY MAJESTIC TITLE, YOU BOOB! I AM ZEE CAPTEIN OF CAPTANIA!! YOU ARE A SILLY SHOE, OR WHATEVER PILOT CALLS YOU MORONS!! WAIT, SPEAKING OF PILOT, WHERE IS HE?

Snippy: /somehow shrugs while being crushed

[Prince Vegeta]

How do you know me? .... Wait, stupid question. Sorry 'bout that. But thanks for the compliment on the car. Now what's going on here? Damn GPS probably shorted out again.