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[Sir Sivelos]

*rolls eyes* Whatever. *a near-death Kidgeta suddenly falls out of his robe* Oh. How'd that get there?

[Wander]

Captain: *suddenly lets go of Snippy, who falls onto the ground* MR. SNIPPY! WE MUST LOCATE PILOT BEFORE HE GETS EATEN BY WHO KNOWS WHAT!!

Snippy: Pilot, getting eaten? *imagines Pilot going crazy violent on whatever tries to kill him, if Annie gets control over him again* I kinda doubt that would happen-

Captain: WE MUST BE OFF!! ALSO, WE NEED TO FIND ENGIE TOO, BECAUSE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE'S DEAD OR NOT. PLUS, WE NEED TO ALSO TEACH HIM ZEE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!! *holds up a piece of paper with ponies on it and a rainbow over them*

Snippy: I still don't know how you manage to draw decently well.

Captain: DO NOT QUESTION ME!!!! *drags Snippy away to find Pilot and Engie*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Image: *Stops a few feet from the portal* I am aware of your self-given titles, Nightmare. They no longer provide the fear they once did, though. As the being who made your bane, as a dimensional traveler who has seen all kinds of things just like you, and as a Dark Writ, I know many things, but one thing may interest you: I know that 'god' is just what one calls oneself or others when one thinks one is invulnerable...And I have proven that NOTHING is a god. NOTHING. I can match you, and I have a limitless age, so that would qualify me by your logic, but I cannot be a god. NOTHING can be, Nightmare. I do not doubt your power and your limitless age...But gods don't exist, and never can.

MACHOKARP: THAT'S QUITE A PHILOSOPHY YOU HAVE THERE. DID YOU GET A DEGREE IN THAT OR SOMETHING?

Image: No...I am a maker of weapons is all. A master, as some would insist...Hmph. You've made me talkative. You bore me, as well. Predictable, utterly predictable, in every manner, the lot of you. Freedom would have a party over this...*Is about to enter the portal*

[Prince Vegeta]

e_o ..... Ummmm.... That... *Jumps out of the car, and goes over to Kidgeta* Did I seriously have bangs as a kid!? Glad those went away. *Checks phone* Dammit! I was supposed to be there and hour ago!! F***ing GPS. *Picks up his younger counterpart* I'll just go back to Capsule Corp. and get him back to full strength... Though the fact he was in your robe, kinda makes you look like a pervert, no offence. Just saying, it would look bad in front of a cop. I'll be back, just gonna drive home, get him all set, then come back. Since that meeting was cancelled, I have a bit of time to spend. Catcha' later. *Hops in car, does a few doughnuts, and drives off*

[Sir Sivelos]

What? It acts as a pocket to me. And about the whole god thing, it's a force of habit. I'm aware that I'm a deity, not a god. But I keep getting those mixed up.

[Wander]

*pretending to be an airplane, flying around and stuff*

Wheeeeee- Wait a minute. . . WHERE'S CAPTAIN?! *frantically runs around in circles, arms flailing around while screaming*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, SHUT UP! *smacks the guy, sending him flying*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Image:...Predictable...Utterly predictable...You completely missed me outright saying I was the creator of your bane, didn't you? Certainly, any other foe would react with horror on the announcement that the entity they're mouthing off to created their weakness, and would attempt to kill said entity. But you, upon the mention I made the Star Rod? Nothing. Maybe you just didn't know what 'bane' meant? Unlikely. You just assumed. Assumption is your weakness, and it's a very easy one to exploit at that.

I hope we shan't meet again, the battle would annoy me if it didn't bore me. *Exits through the Dimensional Hole*

MACHOKARP:...OK, THAT GUY CREEPS ME OUT WORSE THAN YOU EVER HAVE, NIGHTMARE. LET'S JUST AGREE TO TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT TO YOU AND MOVE ON.

ALSO, WHY IS YOUR USER TITLE STILL 'SAILOR DEE, AT YOUR SERVICE?' OH LORD GODKARP THE SLASH THING IS HAPPENING AGAIN STOP BEFORE THE PILOT TURNS INTO A LEVEL 9001 LIVING TREE OR SOMETHING STOP STOP STOP!!!

[Wander]

*totally saw that smack coming and dodged it with surprisingly quick reflexes, because Pilot is scary like that sometimes*

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO KILL ME?!

I need Captain.

Captain is magic.

Like Harry Potter.

BUT MORE MAGIC.

[Sir Sivelos]

((And about the title thing, I'm just too lazy to keep switching titles. Besides, it doesn't impact the character, so so what?))

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. *reaches through hole and picks up Image* If you claim to have created the Star Rod, then I have a question for you. Does the name 'Masahiro' have any connection to you?