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[Wander]

Engie: Oh, I'm weird? The person who's trying to fix the whole world is weird?

Pilot: YEAH SCIENCE MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A SHOE!! D:<

Engie: See this is why I hate people.

[Prince Vegeta]

Oi! You fight worse than an old married couple! Hopefully me and Bulma will never get to that stage.

[Wander]

Pilot: WHAT'S A MARRIED COUPLE?

Engie: You'll learn when you grow up. *pats Pilot's head*

Pilot: BUT I'M NOT A LITTLE KID, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW!! D:<

Engie: You sure do act like a kid.

[Prince Vegeta]

A man and a woman who are married, is a married couple. If you don't know what marriage is, it's some kind of food. *He laughed quietly to himself* I'm married, and I have a loving wife with two kids. *Still has his back turned to the group*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I AM ASEXUAL, AND BOUND BY MY DUTY TO NOT HAVE CHILDREN ANYWAYS. I DRINK TOO MUCH, SO I'D BE A TERRIBLE FATHER, I FEEL, BUT AGAIN, ASEXUAL, SO I GUESS THAT WASN'T A PROBLEM TO BEGIN WITH ANYWAYS. *Drinks another MANLY beer.*

[Prince Vegeta]

I was usually fighting and either dying or nearly dying... I wasn't there at all times, but when I was, I tried to be the best father despite my lack of one or a fatherly figure.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh! That's good! *admiringly stares at Vegeta*

[Wander]

Pilot: WAIT A MINUTE. SCIENCE MAN, YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME! *literally on the verge of tears*

Engie: It. . . It's a game we're playing, Pilot! When we say mean things, we. . . actually mean nice things! So, yeah.

Pilot: OH. I LIKE GAMES. THEY'RE FUN.

Engie: (OH THANK GOD HE DIDN'T CRY.)

[Sir Sivelos]

You are really unlike most Vegetas I've met! I mean, you're still super cool, but most of them are still fighting. But I guess if you're happy, then that's good! At least you didn't end up like the last Vegeta Nightmare got his hands on...

[Wander]

Pilot: WAIT, WHAT'S A 'NIGHTMARE'? IS IT THAT SCARY GUY THAT CAPTAIN ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT, ALONG WITH A PINK BALL NAMED KIRBY?

Engie: I doubt it.