Pilot: *MAGICALLY REAPPEARS, because of Captain's MAGIC* HEY, WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR?! WHY AM I NOT LOVED BY ANYONE BUT CAPTAIN?! D:

Engie: *apparently super fine* GODDAMN IT PILOT, I'M TELLING CAPTAIN YOU LANDED ON ME AND NEARLY BROKE ALL OF MY BONES.

Pilot: NOOOOO, DON'T TELL CAPTAAAAIIINNNN!!!!!!

Engie: THEN SHUT. UP.

Pilot: *makes a 'zipping mouth closed' motion*

Engie: Holy crap he actually did it.