Captain: AH YES. *turns to Engie* YOU THERE! YELLOW ONE! PROCURE ME SOME ITEM TITLED A "CHRISTMAS SWEATER"! IT MUST SURELY BE A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, FOR THERE IS NO JOY FOR ANY WHO BEHOLD IT.

Engie: *is suddenly holding a Christmas sweater* Why on Earth would you want one of these? Wait. . . did you say, "weapon of mass destruction"?

Captain: INDEED. *puts the Christmas sweater on Sailor Dee*

Engie: Why do I keep doing these things?!

Snippy: That's the same question I always ask myself.