Captain: WHAT IS THIS BOOBERY?! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WRITHE IN PAIN FROM THIS "CHRISTMAS SWEATER"! I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED, FOR IT IS NOT A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!

Pilot: WHOEVER DECEIVED YOU, CAPTAIN, IS A TERRIBLE, JIGGLY SHOE-SLUG!!

Engie: Okay, now you're just combining your insults.

Snippy: *facepalms*

((DAYUM NINJA'D TWICE))