EXCUSE ME?!?! I AM NO MACHOKE!!! MACHOKE HAVE A 50% CHANCE OF BEING FEMALE, AND HAVE AN X CHROMASOME NO MATTER WHAT!!! MY GENUS HAS NO X CHROMASOME, ONLY TWO Y CHROMASOMES!! I AM 200% MANLIER THAN EVERY OTHER MANLY BEING IN EXISTENCE!! I!! AM!! MACHOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!! THE MOST TESTOSTERONE-PACKED BEING IN EXISTENCE, THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL NON-GOD MAGIKARPS, AND D**M WELL NOT A MACHOKE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!! I'M 30 FEET TALL!! THAT'S WAAAAAAAAY TOO BIG TO BE A MACHOKE!!!

I DID NOT ASSUME YOU WERE SIMPLY A DRAGONITE FOR REASONS OF ETIQUETTE!!! I AM NOT RACIST!! YOU WERE CLEARLY A DIFFERENT HUE FROM EVEN THE RAREST KINDS OF DRAGONITE, SO I APPROACHED THE MATTER WITH A LEVEL OF TACT AND ASSUMED TO THE CONTRARY THAT YOU WERE MERELY SIMILAR TO ONE!

AND THIS IS NOT MY DEFAULT TONE OF VOICE. IT LITERALLY CANNOT GET LOWER THAN THIS. YOU THINK I'M YELLING ALL THE TIME, BUT I'M ACTUALLY WHISPERING AT THE LOWEST POSSIBLE PITCH I CAN SO I DON'T MAKE EARDRUMS EXPLODE.