Captain: ENGIE! BUILD A TALL STATUE OF ME RIGHT OVER THERE! *points at a random spot*

Engie: *looks up from his newspaper* Sure, I'll get right on that. *goes back to reading*

Captain: NOW, MR. SNIPPY! STOP BEING SUCH A SILLY, COMMON BOOB AND HELP ME OUT HERE. *starts playing a random Sonic game*

Snippy: You do know that the TV isn't even working, right?

Captain: SHUT UP AND PLAY AS THE MUTANT YELLOW FOX ALREADY. WE MUST DEFEAT THE DOCTORATE EGG!! *throws controller at Snippy*

Snippy: *sighs and pretends to play*

Captain: STOP BEING SUCH A TERRIBLE BOOBY PLAYER! YOU KEEP DYING ON ME A LOT.

Snippy: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT I'M DOING?! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING 'CAUSE THE TV DOESN'T EVEN WORK!