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[Sir Sivelos]

Oi! Noddy! What're you doing out of Dreamland? It's dangerous out here. *picks up Noddy and tosses it through a dimensional hole*

[Wander]

Pilot: OH HEY IT'S KING DEDEDE.

Engie: Oh, right. The Waddles mentioned him before.

Pilot: YEEEPPP.

[Sir Sivelos]

The one and only. Who're you guys? You look like you survived the nuclear winter like on Shiver Star.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OH! YOU'RE KING DEDEDE, RIGHT? THE GUY WHO CAN THROW PEOPLE FOREVER, RIGHT?

[Sir Sivelos]

Heh. If you wanna know, the rumors are true.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

AH! WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW, I GUESS...OH, YES, HOW RUDE OF ME! MY NAME IS MACHOKARP, AND I HAPPEN TO BE THE MOST TESTOSTERONE-PACKED ENTITY IN EXISTENCE! *MANLY muscle flex, with PURE TESTOSTERONE shining from behind him.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*rubs chin (or at least where his chin would be), impressed* Well, the pleasure's all mine, Machokarp.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THANK YOU.

THIS PLACE, IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY AWARE, IS A DIMENSIONAL RIFT. BASICALLY, ANYTHING COULD COME OUT OF THESE PORTALS, BUT IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BE KILLED OFF HERE, FOR SOME REASON-A RE-SPAWNING SYSTEM, IF YOU WOULD CALL IT THAT, BRINGS UP WHOEVER DIES AND TELEPORTS THEM TO AN AREA ABOVE THE LAKE, FULLY RESTORED.

...OH, YES. THAT GUY FIDDLING WITH THE MACHINE OVER THERE IS VEGETA. HE'S REALLY STRONG, SO I WOULDN'T MESS WITH HIM. TEHRE'S ALWAYS ONE OF HIM AROUND-MULTIDIMENSIONAL STUFF AND ALL THAT-SO...YHEA.

ALSO, THERE'S THAT RIN GIRL OVER THERE. NOT REALLY SURE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HER, BUT SHE'S NICE...IF A LITTLE KOOKY.

AND THOSE GUYS....THEY'RE CALLED THE PILOT AND THE ENGINEER-NOT SURE WHERE THEY CAME FROM, BUT YHEA. THE PILOT CAN SUMMON ROCK-CANDY WINGS, BUT THAT'S ALL THE SUPERNATURAL STUFF I KNOW ABOUT THEM.

[Sir Sivelos]

...Okay. I already knew about this rift business. Meta Knight and Doo told me.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

AH. WELL. THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO KNOW.