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[Sir Sivelos]

So it's a fight you want? Come at me, baldie! *hammer begins glowing*

[Prince Vegeta]

Nappa: Oh, oh, oh! I just thought of something! Vegeta!

Vegeta: What!?

Nappa: Do the battle intro, for like Pokemon trainers.

Vegeta: Fine! If it will get you to actually do your job! Pokemon Trainer Nappa has challenge-

Nappa: Ooo! Call me, Ace Trainer Nappa! And he can be... A Bug Catcher!

Vegeta: *Sighs* Ace Trainer Nappa has challenged Bug Catcher Dedede to a Pokemon battle.

[Sir Sivelos]

*looks at Vegeta* He's not very bright, is he? *points at Nappa*

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: You have no idea...

Nappa: It's time to use Hyper Beam! Look Vegeta, I'mma firin' my BWAHH!! *Shoop da Whoop face appears and fires it's lazar*

[Sir Sivelos]

Um. *dodges out of the way* Okay... Now for my attack! Hammer Flip!! *Dedede charges up his hammer. It glows, and he pulverizes Nappa with a powerful upward swing*

[Prince Vegeta]

Nappa: Ow! *Stops in midair* My turn! *Flies after Dedede, but stops*

Vegeta: Wh-? Nappa what are you doing?

Nappa: Vegeta! I can fly!

Vegeta: *Sighs* Yes Nappa. Yes you can....

[The-Hydra]

HMMM
I SHALL USE THE INTERENETS TO FIGURE THE WINNER

...

IT SAYS, "MUTTON"

I REALLY NEED THAT UPDATE

[Sir Sivelos]

*leaps in the air, and does a downward Hammer Flip onto Nappa*

[Prince Vegeta]

Nappa: Ow! *Slams into the ground*

Vegeta: Nappa focus!! My god this is getting ridiculous!

Nappa: *Gets up* But Vegeta! I'm having fun! I know! I'll prove I'm the Patty-Cake-Champion!

Vegeta: Idiot, we all know the real patty-cake-champion is Lanipator. Though Takahata101 tries very hard to reclaim that title...

[Sir Sivelos]

This is too easy. *hits Nappa on the head with hammer*