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[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm... *rubs chin* ...Ah, yes, that. I remember. But you are not Dabura... Has a new demon claimed the throne already?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Something on MACHOKARP's person is noticeably buzzing an incredibly loud and distracting sound, enough to shake even the most focused entities in the world out of any action. MACHOKARP takes a massive cell phone from his speedo/belt's pocket (somehow it has pockets on the sides of the belt), and answers it.*

YES?

...

MY PAINT MANUFACTORY IS UNDER ATTACK!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHO DARES TO STEAL FROM ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

...

THAT A**HOLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

*the roar is enough to constitute a very light attack to average human-strength entities. Still, such a feat for a mere roar that actually should not constitute an attack at all typically is an immense feat. He must be absolutely infuriated.*

I ABSCOND!! NO ONE LAYS A FINGER ON MY DARK AURA GENERATOR!!!

*MACHOKARP fires a TESTOSTERONE BLAST (LV. 99) at a Dimensional hole, stretching it to his dimensions, and he absconds to deal with threats, with it slowly shrinking to normal dimensions.*

[Prince Vegeta]

Dabura met with an unfortunate accident. *Eyes glint* And I have claimed his place, as I did just in time of the reaping, that you had... interfered with. I have requested your presence because I have come up with a deal that your counterpart, Nightmare, had agreed to. It is that only for the twenty-four hours, the time span of an official Deathly Day, that you remain dormant or simply do not interfere with my business.

[Dragotech]

*C:> Analyzes air: Testosterone?*
*C:/MAC> Well okay then... go forth fishguy creature that I don't want to try analyzing!*

I wonder what that was about?

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmph. Of course Nightmare would agree. Now, tell me, young demon king. Why is it wrong for me to wreak havoc along side your men? My counterpart and I are prime sources of fear.

[Prince Vegeta]

It is not wrong, but what is wrong is you destroying the bodies of my men, and or obliterating them entirely. I am trying to avoid another incident because it will be a costly price if I do not succeed this year.

[Sir Sivelos]

I see... Very well. For twenty-four hours, I shall remain in the Mirror World. However... any demons who remain past the deadline... They will not live to see the light of day, so to speak.

[Dragotech]

*C:> Demons: Don't exist...*
*C:/MAC> Demons: They do totally exist!*
*C:> Acquiring Information: Searches Mythology*
*C:/MAC> Holy Water, Salt, Magical weapons?*
*C:> Searches Inventory: Empty...
*C:/MAC> Shoulda packed things before randomly getting thrown in here... Where is here?*

Excuse me... I know what you guys are talking about is probably important... but where are we?

[Prince Vegeta]

They know the rules, so of course if they are a minute late, you have my permission to annihilate them. The date is Earth's twelfth month, twenty-fifth day. Or as some call it, Christmas. Tell Nightmare the date, but I will send a note a week in advance, as an extra precaution.

[Dragotech]

*C:> Searching Christmas...*
*C:/MAC> I LOVE CHRISTMAS*

*C:> Unit Request: Increases Acceptable Volume on Audio Receptors...*
*C:> Operation Successful*