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[Sir Sivelos]

Smash Punch. *Shadow Kirby throws a powerful punch wave at the MILES. It is a one-hit KO on regular enemies!*

[Sonic20]

*Your attack fails! The miles are not a player!*

[Dragotech]

*Throws Distortion grenade*

I never got to do that before... Let's see what happens!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Miles are now dangerously close to Shadow Kirby, surrounding him on all sides. He is likely to be fatally impaled if he doesn't find a way out of this sticky situation*

...OK, WE'LL JUST RESPAWN ANYWAYS. I'D JUST RATHER NOT DIE IN A HORRIBLY PAINFUL MANNER. OR FIND OUT THAT THESE THINGS ANNIHILATE AND MAKE RESPAWNING OUT OF THE QUESTION...

[Sir Sivelos]

(("The Miles are not a player." Lovely grammar.))

So that is how it's going to be. Machokarp, how does one defeat these MILES? *dodges out of the way of one of the MILES' attacks* I see. Very well, I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this... *pulls out a familiar looking B.F.S. (see below), and hat*

(( http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...ltra_Sword.png ))

[Dragotech]

*C:> Shadow Kirby: Rescue?
...
Sure*

*Engages Aerial Propulsion system*

*Snags Shadow Kirby and tosses him high in the air*

[Sonic20]

(( HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ))

> Narrator: Explain what Red Miles are.

"You see, they are massive almost like lightning storms of red electricity like energy that can destroy nearly anything and go very long distances. It's one of Jack Noir's attacks."

> Proceed to be another guy.

"You cannot be another guy, as the jack guy is currently your avatar. Think this through, buddy."

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I DON'T KNOW!! DON'T ASK ME, ASK THE-*The Narrator in the above post explains the Red Miles*-OH, LOVELY.

WELL, I SEE ONLY ONE WAY OUT OF THIS...*Leaps upward and attempts to find ground that isn't covered in Miles*

*Winds up back where he started the whole Absconding process*

...WOW, THAT WAS CIRCULAR.

[Dragotech]

*C:> Analyzes for hidden units: Nothing found...*

Where the h*ll did the voice come from?

*Sits suspended in the air for a moment*

*Snags Shadow Kirby and absconds*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey... I was... Never mind, continue to abscond.