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[Prince Vegeta]

Kirbejita: Kakarot!! Quick, enrage to the point that I give up!!

Son Kirby: What!?

Kirbejita: Get me to stop caring!!

Son Kirby: Okay! .... Vegeta, you never were strong! I was only patronizing you because I thought it was funny to see a Saiyan version of a troll doll flail around angrily as he tried to fight!!

Kirbejita: ...... *Eye twitches*

Son Kirby: Raditz could easily beat you because you're nothing but an arrogant crybaby who calls himself prince over three and a half Saiyans! Your father never loved you!!

[The-Hydra]

HEE HEE

IT'S KINDA HARD TO TAKE KIRBY-VEGETA SERIOUSLY

[Prince Vegeta]

Kirbejita: *Tries to kick Son*

Son Kirby: *Catches his foot, and kicks Vegeta away* Who's the low-class garbage now!?

Kirbejita: ....You're right... I can't keep pace with you... That's it!! I don't care!! *Slams fist into the ground*

Son Kirby: Throw a tantrum!! Your father is watching you be a little b*tch right now!! He says that Tarble is now the true heir to the throne!!

Kirbejita: AAAHHH!!! THAT'S IT!! *Finally goes Super Saiyan, and rushes at Son*

[Sir Sivelos]

*reappears, now with an actual tone of annoyance in his normally calm and suave voice* What did I say about the noise?

[Prince Vegeta]

Both: *Ignore Host, and continue to fight as Super Saiyans*

[Sir Sivelos]

Enough of this foolishness! *suddenly, both Son Kirby and Kirbejita found themselves unable to breathe!*

[Prince Vegeta]

Both: *Punch each other in the face at the same time, before falling on their backs*

[Sir Sivelos]

*sighs* What ever happened to the art of a civil resolution?

[Prince Vegeta]

Kirbejita: >< *Flails his feet*

Son Kirby: *Stands up* ....!!! *Looks around frantically*

[The-Hydra]

THIS HOST SURE IS A ONE-TRICK PONY

YOU THINK HE'D TRY SOMETHING ELSE