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[Sir Sivelos]

*Is still CANEing Machokarp*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Launches the Lv. 999 TESTOSTERONE BLAST in LE's face as his right arm gets broken.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*stumbles backwards, and then growls, showing he's REALLY pissed off now* *begins brutally CANEing and gunning down Machokarp, alternating every now and then*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Keeps violently firing LV. 99 TESTOSTERONE BLASTS at LE, slanting his aim for the arm he holds the cane/assault rifle with.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*the Golden Cuestaff/Assault Rifle is knocked out of his hand* ...!!! *begins charging a Vast Honk* HONK

[Prince Vegeta]

((If 'murica made DBZ, this is what Vegeta would look like. So screw the canon rules!!))

*Recovers from being shot at* *Sends a Destructo Disk at LE*

[Sir Sivelos]

((I'm assuming this Vegeta has the same power level as when he first arrived on Earth?))

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

AH S**T. *Is completely immobile barring his good arm*

*Idea*

*Shoots a LV. 99 TESTOSTERONE BLAST into his mouth, killing him before the Vast Honk could.*

*A respawn counter appears above the lake! It reads thusly: MACHOKARP: livesxBOSS!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*the Vast Honk explodes in English's mouth, doing more damage to him than the other characters have done to him so far! He flies backward into a mountain, causing a massive hole to appear in the mountain. For a moment, all is quiet.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...HOLY S**T, DID WE JUST DO IT?!

LRD ENGLISH IS SUPPOSED TO BE UNKILLABLE-WE WERE ONLY ABLE TO BARELY HARM HIM BECAUSE OF THE DIMENSIONAL GLITCH HE CAUSES WHILE BEING HERE.

...IS HE REALLY DEAD?

*Readies himself in case the answer is an inevitable no*

*Meanwhile, an ominous crack appears in the sky, heralding the arrival of...Something. But who knows what it is? Nobody's paying attention to that, in any case.*