??? (To himself/herself/itself): Dark Epoch Combat System, Initiate...

...Scenario, Initiate...

...Scenario, Execute...

...Phase 1, initiate.

*Without much warning, the cracks break, revealing a massive hole to the void. To the naked eye, it looks like a peaceful, if incredibly ominous black expanse, which is absolutely NOT what it is. In any case, a figure has blitzed out of it with insane speed and clocked Lrd English to the face.*

*Meanwhile, MACHOKARP is still waiting to respawn.*