WV: Notice the projectile flying towards you.

More enemies! You nimbly dodge the ball of light, just by an inch. Why are there so many haters of DEMOCRACY!? You must leave this place immediately.

WV: Captchalogue Can Town and leave.

You don't know what 'captchaloging' is. You do, however, gather up the cans in your arms and abscond, post-haste.