Ohhh. SPARKS NEVER THUMPED, AND THEY STILL KEPT ME ALIVE. Then again, sparks don't pump fuel. Ah whatever.

So, is there anything that is like, the human equivalent to high grade Energon? 'Cause Swerve isn't here as a bartender, and I'm pretty sure Energon is bad for organics.

*He basically just wants some beer or something*