Stalkers RPG Main Action and Team Status [SEASON 5]

[Neo Emolga]

Nico was ready to riiiiiiiide~!

Nico Fury Road Caffeinated Combat Joyride of Madness and Mayhem

So I’ll be breaking this lovely and adorable heavy metal music joyride down into several posts, and here’s how that’s going to go:

POST 1 – NICO’S SHOPPING JAMBOREE ADVENTURE BECAUSE YOUR CASH DON’T MEAN A THING IF YOU DON’T SPEND IT YAY CAPITALISM
POST 2 – WHAT LIES UNDER WEST EXACTA RIVER BRIDGE OH YES LET’S FIND OUT WE’RE READY FOR ANYTHING BABY
POST 3 – NOTHING SCARES NICO OFF TO THE OMEN CRATER RIGHT NOW DANGER AHOY DON’T CARE IF THAT’S FINAL BOSS MUSIC WITH LATIN CHORUS I HEAR
POST 4 – COFFEE TIME AND LET’S CHECK OUT MORE OF THE CRATER BECAUSE YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE OR DO YOU NO NICO LIVES FOREVERRRRR
POST 5 – CAFFEINE EMPOWERS NICO AGAIN AND NOW LET’S CHECK OUT THE OTHER BRIDGE BECAUSE REASONS AND NICO COMBAT ALCREMIE WANTS TO SHOOT SOMETHING AND DOUBLE-TAP LIKE IT’S ZOMBIELAND

The following will also occur during this battle bonanza:

• Recommended listening for combat sequences (yes, I can already say in advance there WILL be combat) will have music selections from the Mad Max: Fury Road soundtrack, a masterpiece in cinematography that the whole family can enjoy.
• If Nico dies at any point, sadly, that ends the Bonanza. Aglome Oen is already taking a very fond curiosity to this. We have bets, I think you’ll live, so please live, I get to poke him in the belly with a fireplace poker while he dresses as a Torchic going “bok bok bok” if I win. But if you die and he wins… ehhhhh, just… please live, okay?
• For the folks playing along at home, feel free to cheer Nico on like this is Ninja Warrior: Stalkers Edition.

(I TOLD YOU I WOULD)

Because Nico doesn’t ask if violence is the answer. Nico asks how much.