
Originally Posted by
Ho-Oh
Investigate (34a) Hymn of Rebirth Cemetery
Suuure, okay! G͙̬͍͕̰̬͋́̇ͬr̯͉̩̼̗͛̍ͥ̉͑e͔͋ͬͤͤͬͦa͗t̆ͪ place to check o͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤut!
So tonight, in̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́stead of going to a party or going clubbing, you go flapping off to the cemetê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨry during this creepy night and no͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤ one even darê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨd you to do it or is paying you. It’s dusty, it’s nasty, and it’s like someone’s spraying the contents of their vacuum cleaner right at yo͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤur face.
When you get there at the dark, scary, c͍ͬr̪̰͚̟͔̉͒ͫ͊̿͛ͅe̺͇̜̟̹͛̃̌̄̋̚ē͔̩̭̇̓ͬ̂͋ͅp͍̳ͥ̂̌y̆ͮ̆̊ ̅͆̐ ̺͔̬̪̻ͅg͕̖ͫ͌ͤͥ̀̄r̘͍̤͗̽a̩̖̳̩ͪ̉ͤͯ͋̔v̻͚͚ḙ̣̤̩̬̫̭̐̊͒͛̿y ̟̠͔̘̔̆̓a̫̭̝̝̜͎̋͗̌̋̓̋̆r̖͈̯̟̥͓ͫ̒̿̿d̲͇͔̋̅̾̇ at night because you think you’re cool stuff, you fly down and lan̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́d among all the hê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨadstones and graves. Some of them are readable, some of them are too old and no one will ever know whose remains are r̹̉̍ͦͪͤo͖̬̲̰̳̟ͮ̎͌t̙̯͓̹̟̆ͬ̎ͨ̾t̲͔͍͎͉i̟̬̹ͩ̂ͅn͖͇̯̞̪͔g̱ ̗̞ away here. Just as yo͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤu decide to take a gander about to see if anyonê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨ left some nifty trinkets lying aroun̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́d… uh oh!
You hear a funky zombie moaning noisê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨ and it looks like a certain Archeops thinks you’d make a great midn̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́ight snack! Well, you’ve got no where to run so you decidê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨ to try and roast his buttocks royally! Because why not? Vio͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤlence is always the answer to evê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨrything!
HOSTILE ATTACK!
You have been in̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́tercepted by OMEN Infectê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨd and must defend yo͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤurself!
Battlê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨ Track: Cliff Lin – Blood Money
Sacred the Ho-oh, Size: Large, Type:
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, HP: 10 (-2 all incoming damage), Dodge Rate: 20%, Attack Roll: 1d12, Speed: 90, Battle Stan̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́ce: Heroic
Ketros the Ghoul Archeops, Size: Medium, Type:
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, HP: 15 Dodge Rate: M:30%, Attack Roll: 1d10, Speed: 110
Attack Order:
#1 Ketros the Gho͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤul Archeops
#2 Sacrê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨd the Ho-oh
Fight!
Beforê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨ you’re even able to spread yo͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤur win̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́gs and go flying right at this sucker, he laun̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́ches a freakin̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́g Rock Slide of jagged, heavy rocks right in yo͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤur face!
Ketros strikes at Sacred! Rolls 90! Hit for 10 x 4 (Rock Supê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨr-effective VS Fire AND Flyin̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́g) = 40 – 2 (Damage resist from Fire Angel Amulet) = 38
Sacrê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨd: -28HP
And they’re the last thing you see as they kn̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́ock your lights o͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤut and squash your brain in̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́! But wow. -28HP, that’s like “okay, you completely explodê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨd and there wasn’t enough left of you to make gravy” kin̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́d of damage!
Sacred was Ḵ͑̃̓̅͐͌͐I̫ͪͤ́ͭ̓ͬ̓L͚͗̀͛͐̒L̪̼̹͕̬̽̄̓ED̳̤͈͚ͫͭ̐ͮ̑̚̚ ͇͕ by the OMEN In̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́fected!
Normally I’d say “hê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨy, you should have healed up, kiddo͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤ” but at 38 damage from a rock barrage of all thin̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́gs and with him slamming you with a maximum damage roll (yeah, luck was not o͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤn your agenda today!), splat you go! Nonê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨ of that would have matterê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨd when you got ŝͫͭ͋̾͑ͪpl̖͓̤̬̼̝̔̏ạ̹̮͖̖̽t̖̰̬̰̟̜̦ͦt͇͍̑ͯ̀͆ͅẹ̩̄̀̇̈́̀ ̦̲̪̝r͈̺̻͇̗͇̍ͤͬ̇ͭe̙̜ͫͣ̑ͩd̘͔̳̀͒̏͂́͒͑!̪͖̎ͩ̐ͩͮͪ̿ Hey, that rhymes so nicely!
With you dead, n̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́ow that Archeops gê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨts to taste the rain̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́bow! As he feasts o͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤn your d͈͖͖̳e̥li̜̼̟̫̦g̭̩̪̦͚h̩͍̱̪̟tf͕͇̟͇̩ͅu̠͎̱̙l͉̻̼l̦̤͔̬y̟ ̠̙̻̲̭ ̱̹̪c̮͕̺̼͚o̦̭l͍͔͇̬͍͙o̺̦̳ṛ̬̲̙̰̤̣f͎̬̪̼͉ul̞͓̰ ̗̯̭͎̺c͕̭͉ͅo̹r͚p̞̯s̪̰̝e͖̣̱, he realizes you don’t taste like Skittles, but you get a 5/5 on Yelp anyway. And it’s appro͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤpriate becausê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨ as a Ho-oh, you’re probably the closest-looking Pokémon to a turkey anyway. Happy Thanksgiving 2020! Pass the pumpkin pie when you get a chance? Oh yê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨah, that’s right, yo͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤu’re dead. I’ll get it myself. Psh, if you want somethin̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́g done right, gotta do it yourself, huh?
Oh, and guess what? Now Syrax, your dê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨvout follower and disciple who was so d̗̯̖̩̟͖͍i͖̞̝̞̠͙̹v̩̮ͅi̩̲̭̖ne͎͈̥l̫̜̝̫̱͚y̥͕͔̥ ̼̞̲̲͕e̼̼̦nl̖͓i̻̬̹̤̰̘g̳h̟̺̟͎͚̯̲te͓̟̤̦n̥̺e̙̯͇͙d to see you, gets to find his G͉̝͎͓̘͌̔̎̂͑O͔̻͎͙͂ͣ͒ͤD̰͚̜͖͓̙̺̰̀͐ͭ͑, lying dead just outside of a whole cathedral dedicatê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨd to you as a half-eaten̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́ corpse in his own graveyard! Way to t̤͎͓͎̉ͦ̃͋̽r̳͙̹̯̹̖̟̅͛̅̒ā͍̦̮͖̼̏ͭ͗ȗ̲͉̤̫̉m̱̝̙̻͙͕͆̌̔̓ a̖͉͔̼͓̳̹̒ͨ́ͬ̾ṫ̠͎̋i̗̫̾̿ͫͧ̅ͥż͎̆̇e͔̱͉̟͔͚̞͎̍̿ that po͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤor Espeon for life! You couldn’t have found a more ironic way to go and die n̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́ow, could you?
But hey, look at the bright sidê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨ of life! As least that Doom Tracker Kill Countê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨr doesn’t go up!
Sacred the Ho-oh (L: Fire/Flying)
Health: 0/24 |
Sanity: 10/20 |
Purity: 16/16
Battle Stance: Heroic
Perk: Seinaru |
Abilities:
EQUIPMENT:
Attack Weapon: <Empty>
Defense Armor: <Empty>
Jewelry: [|JW| Fire Angel Amulet] (Reduces incoming Health damage by 2 points each time Health damage is taken and reduces Purity damage by 2 points each time Purity damage is taken.)
Utopian Aspect: <Empty>
MERCENARIES:
#1: <Empty>
#2: <Empty>
PACK:
- $357 Sochas$
- [Starf Berry] (Restores all Purity)
Losses:
- $178 Sochas$
- [|JW| Fire Angel Amulet] (Reduces incoming Health damage by 2 points each time Health damage is taken and reduces Purity damage by 2 points each time Purity damage is taken.)
- [Starf Berry] (Restores all Purity)
Wow, you poor unfortun̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́ate soul! You lo͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤst pretty much ê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨverything you could! Well, you still have the power of friendship an̬̯̮͙̲̣̩͚͕̫̤̹̠̤͗͗̐̄̉̂̆ͪ̿̊͊̋̾̅̄̈̈́̈́d that’s all yo͈̖̹̩̻̟̥̥͔̗͋́͆ͯ̀͗ͫ̈́͛̽̒ͤu need, right? Ha ha, yeah, right, having gê̱̹̳͍̻͕̝̣ͩ̂́ͩ̒̃ͨar’s better than that.
Ciao! I’m sure we’ll be doing this a̻͕̤͉̼̯̍ͮ̅̂ͫ̚g̤ͦͭ̈͌͌ͮͭa̮̟͇ͬͪ͗͑i̘̜̥̥͇̗͎̒͂̃̍̇n̂͛͊̇͋̾ ̥̪̔̆ soon enough!
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