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    Quote Originally Posted by Daz the Reuniclus View Post
    I'm not too much when it comes to furniture, but I think someone should check the (24) Northpoint Furniture Store (ABANDONED). Maybe we can find some use from something there. You think there might be some hardware too?
    Hey, good to seͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖e you too, blobby!

    So you decideͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ to head ȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬver to the Northpoint Furń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣiture Store, on your own, because Neo laughably forgot to check thiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣgs first like he always dȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬes, and it seems all is quieͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖t, dark, grim, and cozy like it usually is arouń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣd Exacta. Just kidding, it’s a hideȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬus hellholeͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖.

    And you see it! Just up ahead, yȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬu find the Northpoint Furniture Store… and theͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖n someoń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣe sees you, too. Because you got stupid and careless and leͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖t both a ghoul ań̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣd a FREAKING CHIMERA spȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬt you. Brilliań̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣt, dȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬrky. I seeͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ you’re a dumb move kinda guy.

    You look behiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣd you and see a freaking ghȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬul Rillaboom and a laughably groteͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖sque Meinshao chimera with a Meiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣshao bȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬody, Crobat wings, and flesh and skin that slightly resembleͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖s an ̲͓̖̳u̬n̪̦̰g̼̤̱̦̤ͅo̹̮̖͉̜̳̝d̟̤͓̼̰͇l͓̦̜y͔̼̬̥̲ ̪̥F̭̳̘̳̲̙r̖̩͓͙͉̮̪o̥̟a̠̺k̠͇͉̗i͍͕e̟͇. If he wasn’t so damn hungry, he’d probably want yȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬu to put him out of his miseͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ry, but ń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣah.

    They go charging afteͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖r you like two kids ready tȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬ ram their teeth into a H̤͇̱̬̖̼̞̙a͓͕̖̯̭̞̦͔͖p͚͔̥p̝̘̣̳y̗̯ͅ ̼̻̹M̤͕ͅe͔a̦͓̝l̖̟̮͉̜̩!̲̠̭͔ I wonder what toy you haveͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ inside!?

    HOSTILE ATTACK!
    You have been intercepted by OMEN Infected and must defend yourself!


    Battle Track: SKOLD - Chaos


    Daz the Reuniclus, Size: Medium, Type: Psychic, HP: 20, Dodge Rate: 30%, Attack Roll: 1d10, Speed: 30, Battle Stance: Heroic





    Uskon the Ghoul Rillaboom, Size: Large, Type: Grass, HP: 24, Dodge Rate: 20%, Attack Roll: 1d12, Speed: 85

    Krunxev the Meinshao/Crobat/Froakie Chimera, Size: Medium, Type: Fighting/Flying, HP: 50, Dodge Rate: 30%, Attack Roll: 1d10, Speed: 105

    Attack Order:

    #1 Uskon the Ghoul Rillaboom
    #2 Krunxev the Meinshao/Crobat/Froakie Chimera
    #3 Daz the Reuniclus


    Fight!

    Uskon comes raging right after you, takiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣg advantage of the fact you’reͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ so blȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬody slow it’s like your askiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣg to have yȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬur heͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ad punched in! He swings his massive fist in your face!

    Uskon strikes at Daz! Rolls 90! Hit for 6!
    Daz: 14HP


    And boy does it hurt like a mother trucker! Yȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬu feel like half your heͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ad has goń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣe numb it hurts so much and then Krunxeͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖v tries to fly in and punch your head in from the ȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬther side!

    Krunxev strikes at Daz! Rolls 61! Hit for 6!
    Daz: 8HP


    You feel like your brain just got c̠̪̣͔̦͈ru̟̼s̤̩h̥̠̱e̫̜͇ḍ͔̞͖͕ ̞̟̥i̠n͇̗͚͉̲ ͇̹y͇͕̥̤̗̺o̱u̮̞̗͍̱̤̠r͍ ̲̫ow̯ͅn̬̦͈͓̭͔ ͔̣̫͎f̗͉͎͚͈̣r͍̥e̬̝̱ͅa͔k̺i̜̳̥͚̦̥n͇̪͖̣̞͈g s̪̹̘̰͉k̤̞͔̻͓̤u͈̻̰̰̮l̰͎̖̺̣̩l͎̺̠̣̘̬͓. You almȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬst unleͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ash your psychic attack robȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬtically you’re iń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣ so much crazy pain right now.

    Daz strikes at Krunxev! Rolls 82! Hit for 16! (8 x 2 – Psychic VS Fighting)
    Krunxev: 34HP


    Your psychic attack actually lands niceͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ly on Krunxev, warpiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣg his brain, causing him tȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬ moan. And theͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖n just at that mȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬment, Uskoń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣ takes a swing at you.

    Uskon strikes at Daz! Rolls 26! Miss!
    Daz: 8HP


    You manageͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ to narrowly avȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬid it, and you laugh at his feeble attempt. And while you’re not lookiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣg, Krunxev attempts to cross chop you frȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬm beͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖hiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣd!

    Krunxev strikes at Daz! Rolls 91! Hit for 10!
    Daz: -2HP


    You get throwń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣ to the ground and you feͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖el like you’re fading, but you rȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬll over and stay alive just long enough to see Uskon and Krunxev begin to EAT yȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬu. And they are soon joiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣed by lots of otheͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖r ghouls also interesteͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖d in eating yȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬu.

    Turns out they didn’t find a tȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬy in their Happy Meal, but they defiń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣitely searcheͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖d thȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬroughly through eveͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ry nook and cranny!

    DAZ THE REUNICLUS HAS BEEN S͈͉̙̥͔̻̞̘L͇͉̥̻ͅA̯̺̝̖̜̳U͉͍̮G͇̝͎̹͓H̯̹̱̼̱T̻̤̖̯E̫̝̙̟͉̻ ̗R̘͉͍E̺̭̙̪̣̹̼̩D̰ BY THE OMEN INFECTED!

    I hear yȯ͇̝̭̯̘͚̺̓̆ͨͫ̓ͫͬu wereͨ̆̂̂̾ͩ̈́̚͏̷̡͓̖͈̖ not eveń̸̢͚̖̖̍̉̇ͧͣ all that tasty.

    Daz the Reuniclus (M: Psychic)
    Health: 0/20 | Sanity: 20/20 | Purity: 20/20
    Battle Stance: Heroic

    But do you truly believe there is nothing beyond the d͖̬̰͎͋̔̌͂a͖̟̞͈̻͍͚̳̜̙̫̳̤̫͆ͤͧͬͥ̈̍ͯ̌̂ͮͭ̓̚rkͥ̓̌̒ͦ͒̀́͋̊ ͎̜̯̥͖̬̗̼̜̼̫̀n̜̬̟̭̮͙̻ͯ̑ͧ̈́ͩ̃̇e̠̥̩͙̦̳͛ͬ̀̈́̊̋sͥ̒͑ͦ͊͊̈́͑̎ ͌̾ͩs?

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