Adventures in genwun, Featuring Blastoyse

[The-Hydra]

I'd like to see the comic itself mock the fact that Blastoyse doesn't have any known Water-Type moves-Tackle, Tail Whip and Double Team are three, and if your brief stint as Blastoyse himself in the LPW8 and ARP are any indication, Skull Bash is the 4th.

Unless you don't go by that old rule.

If I think of any jokes I will probably mention that fact. However, I have two excuses up my sleeve if not:

1. I could pull a Vegeta and say that was, I dunno, universe 23 Blastoyse, whereas this one universe 64.
2. Pokémon can learn new moves.

Anyway, this may seem like a new comic, but it is actually an announcement concerning a major threat to our way of life. Roll the comic. I mean announcement.