Just finished writing what is likely my favourite episode from Season 5 but being late, am holding off proofreading and publishing until tomorrow. But tonight, I can have some fun.

Most likely to...
Spoiler:

Gonna keep this with Jon and the original five since I know their characters best.
Who is most likely to have a snappy comeback?
Charlotte. Definitely Charlotte.
Who is most likely to answer the phone if you call in the middle of a night?
Jon.
Who is most likely to treat your house like their house?
Chris
Who is most likely to get along better with your parents than you do?
Abbee
Who is most likely to throw you a surprise party?
Abbee
Who is most likely to have the best snacks?
Chris
Who is most likely to drive you somewhere?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to say something awkward to a significant other’s parents?
Chris
Who is most likely to save you from a bad blind date?
Chris
Who is most likely to hand-make you a birthday present?
Abbee
Who is most likely to try to embarrass you in front of your crush?
Chris
Who is most likely to make you laugh when you are sad?
Chris
Who is most likely to take care of you when you are sick?
Abbee
Who is most likely to bake you a birthday cake?
Abbee
Who is most likely to back you up in an argument, even if you are wrong?
Chris
Who is most likely to give you a nickname?
Chris
Who is most likely to be the life of the party?
Chris
Who is most likely to get into shenanigans?
Chris (I'm getting a lot of Chris...)
Who is most likely to forget to text back?
Chris
Who is most likely to text back immediately?
Dylan
Who is most likely to forget to return a borrowed item?
Chris
Who is most likely to reply all to an email?
Jon
Who is most likely to have the best Zoom background?
Justin
Who is most likely to walk off with your pen?
Justin
Who is most likely to accidentally tell a customer, “I love you?”
Justin
Who is most likely to reply to your email within a minute?
Dylan
Who is most likely to forget to mute the microphone during Zoom calls?
Jon
Who is most likely to teach you a new skill?
Dylan
Who is most likely to calm down an upset client?
Abbee
Who is most likely to bring their dog to the office?
Jon (Latios is effectively a beer drinking, psychic, flying, dragon-dog)
Who is most likely to invent a smart new office system?
Dylan
Who is most likely to give the perfect interview?
Abbee
Who is most likely to have forty tabs open at once?
Justin
Who is most likely to create an app?
Dylan
Who is most likely to have a side hustle?
Chris
Who is most likely to get a good review from a customer?
Abbee
Who is most likely to have a million dollar idea?
Jon
Who is most likely to have your back?
Jon
Who is most likely to nail a presentation?
Abbee
Who is most likely to close a tricky sale?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to troubleshoot a tech issue?
Dylan
Who is most likely to start an office pizza pool?
Chris
Who is most likely to plan a team outing?
Abbee
Who is most likely to be the boss one day?
Dylan
Who is most likely to mishear the lyrics to a rap song?
Justin
Who is most likely to get blocked by a celebrity on Twitter?
Charlotte is most likely to get blocked. Chris is most likely to get banned.
Who is most likely to own a unicorn onesie?
Abbee
Who is most likely to be allergic to cashews?
Justin
Who is most likely to know every word to We Didn’t Start the Fire?
Chris
Who is most likely to be mistaken for Brad Pitt?
Justin
Who is most likely to cry at animal adoption commercials?
Abbee
Who is most likely to know how to perform a magic trick?
Chris
Who is most likely to eat pizza for breakfast?
Chris
Who is most likely to leave only a handful of cereal in the box?
Chris
Who is most likely to forget their wallet in a McDonalds?
Chris
Who is most likely to talk in the movie theater during a movie?
Again, more Chris. Realising how much the butt of the joke he is...
Who is most likely to wind up in the ER after getting a papercut?
Abbee
Who is most likely to appear in a music video?
Justin
Who is most likely to go to Disneyland on every vacation?
Abbee
Who is most likely to backpack across Thailand?
Justin
Who is most likely to mispronounce the word acai?
Jon
Who is most likely to make a cameo in a soap opera?
Justin
Who is most likely to sneakily eat Doritos in bed?
All of them.
Who is most likely to impulse buy an inflatable dinosaur suit?
Chris
Who is most likely to argue with their pet?
Jon
Who is most likely to fake their birthday at a restaurant for free cake?
Chris
Who is most likely to scream in the middle of a horror movie?
Abbee
Who is most likely to randomly burst out into song?
Abbee
Who is most likely to cheat at a board game?
Jon (I actually had a filler episode planned where this happens, but forgot about it...)
Who is most likely to be a spy?
Jon
Who is most likely to be a ninja?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to be a secret superhero?
Dylan
Who is most likely to become a meme?
Justin
Who is most likely to faceplant in front of a crowd?
Justin
Who is most likely to get insulted by a child?
Chris
Who is most likely to pick their nose when they think nobody is watching?
Chris
Who is most likely to have a hidden candy stash?
Chris
Who is most likely to crash a wedding?
Chris
Who is most likely to be afraid of clowns?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to date a celebrity?
Justin did it first.
Who is most likely to hide a zombie bite?
Abbee
Who is most likely to wear a speedo?
Justin
Who is most likely to fake a foreign accent?
Chris
Who is most likely to own a pair of mom jeans?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to make you laugh?
Chris
Who is most likely to make you smile?
Abbee
Who is most likely to help you solve an issue?
Jon or Dylan
Who is most likely to make you forget your problems?
Abbee
Who is most likely to be a role model for the group?
Jon (whether he likes it or not)
Who is most likely to always take the time to listen?
Justin
Who is most likely to be a great leader?
Charlotte will naturally lead, though will happily forgo diplomacy for results. Justin can lead if the situation warrants it, and lead well, though is naturally more of a follower.
Who is most likely to save the day?
Jon or Dylan
Who is most likely to give you a compliment behind your back?
Abbee
Who is most likely to inspire you?
All in their own ways
Who is most likely to bring out your best self?
Jon
Who is most likely to earn a place in history?
Justin and Jon both have already
Who is most likely to show up for moral support?
Abbee
Who is most likely to give you a compliment?
Abbee
Who is most likely to pick out the perfect present?
Justin
Who is most likely to help a stranger?
Justin
Who is most likely to make new friends wherever they go?
Abbee
Who is most likely to win a Nobel prize?
Dylan
Who is most likely to change the world?
Jon
Who is most likely to adopt a rescue pet?
Dylan
Who is most likely to write a bestselling book?
Dylan
Who is most likely to break a world record?
Chris
Who is most likely to give the best Secret Santa gift?
Abbee
Who is most likely to get you an inappropriate present?
Chris
Who is most likely to bake holiday cookies for the office?
Abbee
Who is most likely to send you a holiday card?
Abbee
Who is most likely to celebrate pop culture holidays?
Chris
Who is most likely to start listening to Christmas music in October?
None of them. They aren't monsters...
Who is most likely to wear a Halloween costume to work?
Abbee
Who is most likely to turn their house into a haunted house for Halloween?
Jon
Who is most likely to spend thousands of dollars on holiday lawn decorations?
Jon
Who is most likely to raid their kids’ Halloween candy?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to have a Thanksgiving cooking fiasco?
Chris
Who is most likely to make the tastiest Thanksgiving dish?
Justin
Who is most likely to break their New Years resolution first?
Abbee
Who is most likely to give you a Valentine?
Abbee
Who is most likely to forget to wear green on St. Patrick’s Day?
Justin
Who is most likely to sneak a bite of your chocolate Easter bunny?
Chris
Who is most likely to have a close call with fireworks on the Fourth of July?
Jon
Who is most likely to have a unique holiday tradition?
Abbee
Who is most likely to have a killer holiday recipe?
Justin
Who is most likely to knock over the Christmas tree?
Chris
Who is most likely to wait until Christmas Eve to finish shopping?
Jon
Who is most likely to finish holiday shopping in July?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to have the funniest ugly sweater?
Jon
Who is most likely to leave Christmas lights up year round?
Justin. He may do this once he moves to Snowpoint.
Who is most likely to forget the words to a holiday carol?
Justin
Who is most likely to dress up as Santa?
Chris
Who is most likely to tutor you?
Jon or Charlotte
Who is most likely to ask a question right before class ends?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to loan you a pencil?
Abbee
Who is most likely to do voices when reading out loud?
Chris
Who is most likely to get a little too competitive in gym class?
Chris and Charlotte
Who is most likely to snack in class?
Chris
Who is most likely to panic about failing and then receive an A?
Justin
Who is most likely to be valedictorian?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to play a prank on the teacher?
Chris
Who is most likely to wait until the last minute to do a project and still get an A?
Chris
Who is most likely to have a glamorous yearbook photo?
Abbee
Who is most likely to have an awkward yearbook photo?
Dylan
Who is most likely to have a messy desk or locker?
Chris
Who is most likely to succeed after graduation?
Spoilers ;)
Who is most likely to win a big game?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to become a teacher one day?
Charlotte
Who is most likely to be able to solve multi-digit multiplication problems in their head?
Dylan or Justin
Who is most likely to steal a scene in the play?
Jon
Who is most likely to be an entertaining mascot?
Chris
Who is most likely to win prom king or prom queen?
Justin
Who is most likely to recognize you ten years from now?
Jon
Who is most likely to wear a crazy outfit to prom?
Chris