Oh there’s no business like show business!


MASTER RNG, covering himself with glitter glue, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Abomasnow and SHRUIKAN as Braixen to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @Shruikan

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The CHEWY COIN OF FABRICATED NONSENSE AND BURRITOS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!


TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Icy Wind! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Mega Punch! But adding adrenaline to his party fruit drink seems like a bad idea.
SHRUIKAN uses Aurora Veil! But it’s actually just a colorful tie-dye towel.

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Entrainment! But that would interrupt her afternoon tea.
SHRUIKAN uses Mist Ball! But he just gets his hands all wet.
SHRUIKAN uses Steam Eruption! But he blows up a locomotive doing that.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBI uses Bug Bite! But chomping down on a hornet seems kinda gross.
SHRUIKAN uses Frenzy Plant! Turns out pouring espresso shots on his cactus doesn’t make it do much of anything.
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Rapid Flow! But he can’t find that setting on his garden hose nozzle!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Baton Pass! But she never figured out where the relay race was supposed to start!
SHRUIKAN uses Sinister Arrow Raid! But his arrows only show people where to go.
SHRUIKAN uses Bonemerang! But he thinks he must have thrown it out with the rest of the Thanksgiving leftovers.

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Drill Peck! But none of her Craftsman power tools come with a beak drill bit.
SHRUIKAN uses Scorching Sands! But he didn’t enjoy those the last time he went to the beach.
SHRUIKAN uses Rising Voltage! But he just fries some circuit boards doing that.

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Feint Attack! But it ended up being just a little too fake.
SHRUIKAN uses After You! But then he decides he doesn’t feel like being polite.
SHRUIKAN uses Hail! But his ice-maker is empty.

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Quake! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE strike on SHRUIKAN! (3/3)




That was a heckin’ explosive match!

Noble, you’re the party queen tonight, so that means you can…

  • Devolve Shruikan into a Fennekin!
  • Devolve yourself for an Evolution Crystal(s)!
  • Wheel Shruikan!
  • Or Wheel yourself!


How will the rock and roll go!?