[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Noblejanobii]

Ya know I never thought I'd say this but it's a shame I'll have to lose Abomasnow, it was actually pretty solid, hahaha.

That said, I think I'm just gonna devolve myself for now! Might as well snag some crystals before I'm wheeled.

[Neo Emolga]

Ya know I never thought I'd say this but it's a shame I'll have to lose Abomasnow, it was actually pretty solid, hahaha.

That said, I think I'm just gonna devolve myself for now! Might as well snag some crystals before I'm wheeled.

Yeah, I need to clarify on the rules that if you egg yourself with devolution when getting hit with a Just Desserts, then the Wheel hits your next Backup Lineup. Easy fix, though!

Anyway, let’s see what awaits you in your own Wheel! Yet again!



NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Shiftry
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Abomasnow
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pupitar
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Onix
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Exeggcute
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Celebi

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fast and Furious feat Dominic Toretto
Theme #2: Kidz Bop
Theme #3: TikTok Superstar
Theme #4: High School Musical
Theme #5: My Little Pony

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: So you had a bad day, you had a bad day, you had a bad-
Usertitle #2: Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Usertitle #3: Central Jersey exists, I swear!
Usertitle #4: Stuck on the Old Town Road
Usertitle #5: Fun for the Whole Family!

I can testify, Central Jersey does exist, but there’s really not much to it. xD

[Neo Emolga]

What’s shakin’, cupcakes!?

MASTER RNG, giving himself a swirlie in the toilet, yanks in...

ARNISD as Cinccino and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Onix to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Voltaire Magneton

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The NOISY COIN OF TOOTS AND KAHOOTS has declared ARNISD strikes first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD kicks things off with G-Max Wind Rage! But his desk fan doesn’t have that setting!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Scary Face! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Max Phantasm! But his Ouija Board just says “not today.”
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Freezing Glare! But it doesn’t even drop the temperature by one degree!

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Thousand Waves! But that would just make his hand really tired.
VOLTARIE MAGNETON uses Flame Charge! But fire doesn’t lend out its credit cards.

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Clanging Scales! But he forgot his earplugs to protect himself!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses False Surrender! But he’s really bad at acting.

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Behemoth Blade! But he couldn’t get it out the door this morning!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Corkscrew Crash! But he just breaks a lot of wine bottles doing that.

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Mimic! But he really doesn’t like mimes…
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Close Combat! But he’s trying to adhere to social distancing!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Devastating Drake! But he can’t find any ducks that menacing.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Searing Sunraze Smash! But he’s not sure if that’s supposed to go in a certain order.

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Mat Block! But his Rubik cube carpet doesn’t do anything!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Endeavor! But he just can’t get the passion for it!

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Dual Wingbeat! But he just flaps his arms all silly-like.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Drum Solo! But he suddenly gets stage fright!

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Luster Purge! He throws out all his polished silverware!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Splintered Stormshards! But that sounds too sharp and scary to him.

TURN 11
ARNISD uses Bullet Seed! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)

Pow, and then out of nowhere! Well, arnisd, you get your menu of:

• Devolve Voltaire Magneton into a shiny new egg!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Wheel Voltaire Magneton!
• Or Wheel yourself!

And yeah, you’re up against a Just Desserts, also. As I told Noble, if you devolve to Minccino, you’ll at least get an Evolution Crystal before being inevitably dumped into your own Wheel. xD