We’re gonna wreck it!


MASTER RNG, feeling extra warm and fluffy and fuzzy and floofy, yanks in...

SCYTHERHWOLF as Espeon and SHRUIKAN as Onix to the battlefield!

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The COLORFUL COIN OF CHUNKY MOOSES AND GOOSES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN kicks things off with Slam! It results in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Disable! But he suddenly finds himself unable to do it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Follow Me! But she suddenly feels paranoid about that!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Brave Bird! But she’s feeling too chicken to try it.

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Nuzzle! Aww, he cuddles his Pikachu plushie!
SHRUIKAN uses Pika Papow! Something about that Pikachu plushie caught onto him!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Reflect! It results in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Stored Power! It results in the 2nd strike against SHRUIKAN! (2/3)

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Roar of Time! He shouts the readout on his watch!
SHRUIKAN uses Lash Out! But he feels he might hurt his eyes doing that!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Swords Dance! She does the tango with her katana!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Self-Destruct! But she’s actually feeling pretty great right now.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Odor Sleuth! But following his nose only leads him to Froot Loops.
SHRUIKAN uses Magma Storm! But he can’t even get it to rain!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Pound! She gets herself some United Kingdom currency!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Trick-or-Treat! But she’d rather wait for Halloween to do that.

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Accelerock! But he thinks it’s a new type of music!
SHRUIKAN uses Clamp! But he can’t figure out how to hook onto something!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Devastating Drake! But all the ducks she finds are easy-going.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Retaliate! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Dazzling Gleam! But it just gets glitter all over him.
SHRUIKAN uses Nature Power! But Nature is feeling kind of lazy and sleepy today.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Gust! But she just makes a big puff of air with her mouth!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Water Shuriken! But it just turns into a puddle in her paws!

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Blast Burn! But he has a commitment not to be a pyromaniac this year.
SHRUIKAN uses Hydro Cannon! But he forgot to turn the water main on!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Misty Explosion! But blowing up a lot of water balloons doesn’t quite work as intended.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Poison Sting! She tells everyone a shocking and gruesome fact!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Bite! He takes a big chomp out of his chocolate chip cookie!
SHRUIKAN uses Me First! But he doesn’t want to intrude and be impolite.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magic Coat! But she thinks she might have left it in her locker at Hogwarts.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fishious Rend! But tearing apart a herring seems mean.

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Shadow Punch! But the shadow doesn’t do anything in response.
SHRUIKAN uses Heart Stamp! He uses a heart rubber stamp on his envelope! Aww!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spider Web! But Charlotte now only does that on a commission basis.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Obstruct! But she lets her conscience get in the way!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Block! It results in the 3rd and final strike on SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)




Man, lots of hot and spicy battles lately! So, Shruikan, you can…

  • Devolve Scytherwolf into an adorable Eevee!
  • Devolve and egg yourself for Evolution Crystal!
  • Use an Evolution Crystal to become a shiny new Steelix!
  • Wheel Scytherwolf!
  • Or go silly and Wheel yourself!


How do you celebrate delicious victory!?