[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Noblejanobii]

Oof, yeah, it happens. And then there's me, who got FUN FLIPPED by Chakra, which I still need a hearty revenge for.

Also, since Scytherwolf didn't declare a victory decision within 24 hours, it means you're back to Exeggcute, but at least it's not with a silly Kidz Bop theme this time!

Hey you know what we take those! XD

No Kidz Bop theme is a victory in my book ahaha

[Neo Emolga]

Hey you know what we take those! XD

No Kidz Bop theme is a victory in my book ahaha

No kidding, that's definitely one theme I don't want to get slapped with if you send me tumbling through your Wheel. xD

[Neo Emolga]

Who knew it was an insanity fiesta!

MASTER RNG, having a bean bag race with himself, pulls in...

ARNISD as Espeon and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Onix to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SASSY COIN OF PASTA AND NUCLEAR PEACHES has declared ARNISD strikes first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD kicks things off with Crafty Shield! He makes a colorful one out of construction paper and magic markers!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fiery Dance! But the conga line rejects his offer to douse them in gasoline.

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Life Dew! He sprinkles water all over his cinnamon Life cereal!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sleep Talk! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Dizzy Punch! He adds Everclear to the party fruit drinks!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses False Swipe! But he gets thrown out of the store for pretending to pay with his credit card!

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Shell Side Arm! He carries a conch in his pistol holster!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Eruption! He dumps a bunch of Mentos into a bucket of diet cola!

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Sky Uppercut! But his fist hits nothing but air!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Cross Chop! But he needs it to repel vampires!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Double Iron Bash! He throws two parties in the weight room!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Aura Sphere! But it turns out just to be a plasma ball.

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Crafty Shield! He makes a second shield of paper!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Night Daze! He drinks a lot of vodka at midnight!

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Waterfall! He overflows the bathroom sink!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Shell Side Arm! And he also finds a conch in his pistol holster!

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Hyper Fang! He gives Dracula some Monster energy drinks!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Plasma Fists! But the blood center doesn’t want to put that all over his hands.

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Detect! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE ONKO on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)

Hot stuff, mon ami!

As the party king, you can…

• Devolve and egg Voltaire Magneton!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Wheel Voltaire Magneton (and get back at him for doing it to you!)
• Or Wheel yourself!

How goes your party hearty!?