[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

What better way to unleash mayhem than by…

MASTER RNG, chasing a tail he taped to his butt, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Purrloin and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Lucario to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The TEENY TINY COIN OF FIERY LOLLIPOPS has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

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TURN 1
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with Chatter! But he’d rather just get some sleep with peace and quiet.
NEO EMOLGA uses Rock Wrecker! But he loves his pet rocks too much!

TURN 2
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Vacuum Wave! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on NEO EMOLGA! (3/3)

Ha ha, oh well… that sure didn’t last too long!

Voltaire, you get your choice of…

• Devolve and egg my silly kitty self!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Or Wheel yourself! (And get the Wacky Wheel Wishin’ token!)

How do you party out!?

[Neo Emolga]

Well, Voltaire never declared a Victory Decision, so it defaulted to devolve. And that's means I've been egged! Gah...!

Although now you steel types have something to worry about! >:3

[Neo Emolga]

Say, what's even better than Season 11? It's Season 12, right at ya!

SEASON 12

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS NINETALES
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PICHU
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!!

#3 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS LUCARIO
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS SHIFTRY
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!!

#5 ARNISD: AS PACHIRISU
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS MEGA STEELIX
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: UP FIRST NEXT SEASON!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MEGA MAWILE
(SECOND WIND PROTECTED)
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!!

[Neo Emolga]

Feed your inner gladiator!

MASTER RNG, throwing tomatoes at monkeys, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mega Steelix and ARNISD as Pachirisu to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @arnisd

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The GREASY COIN OF FLUFFY COMBAT BUNNIES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

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TURN 1
SHRUIKAN kicks things off with Mirror Coat! But painting over his mirror ruins the whole purpose of it!
SHRUIKAN uses Nasty Plot! But then he remembers Santa’s watching!
ARNISD uses Detect! But it totally flies over his head!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Helping Hand! But then he remembers he doesn’t have any!
SHRUIKAN uses Meteor Beam! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)
ARNISD uses Focus Punch! But he’s distracted by a funny YouTube video!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Stun Spore! But he mistakes it for chili powder!
SHRUIKAN uses Thousand Arrows! But he feels just one will be enough to indicate where he wants to go!
ARNISD uses Lash Out! But he’d rather not pluck at his eyelashes like that.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Poison Tail! He tells a story about cyanide!
SHRUIKAN uses Shadow Punch! He gives it a good wallop but it doesn’t seem to affect it!
ARNISD uses Double Team! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd strike against ARNISD! (2/4)

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Spike Cannon! But then he realizes mashed up cactus makes for a bad cannonball.
SHRUIKAN uses Dynamax Cannon! But he’s still trying to get the cactus out!
ARNISD uses Lunar Dance! He does a really groovy moonwalk!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Superpower! But he’s still trying to obtain superior economic realization!
SHRUIKAN uses Fusion Flare! He glues two road flares together!
ARNISD uses Fury Cutter! He attacks a roll of wrapping paper with his scissors!

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Tail Whip! He smothers whipped cream all over his tail!
SHRUIKAN uses Snap Trap! But tricking people with sounds doesn’t seem to effective!
ARNISD uses G-Max Gold Rush! But he prefers going for platinum!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Bone Club! He creates a group for skeleton lovers!
SHRUIKAN uses Topsy-Turvy! But he forgot to hit the liquor store today!
ARNISD uses Natural Gift! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd strike against ARNISD! (3/4)

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Moonlight! But his flashlight only shines so far!
SHRUIKAN uses Teatime! But he’d rather have some coffee.
ARNISD uses Fury Attack! But he likes Nick and would rather be friends with him.

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Kinesis! But it was all in his imagination!
SHRUIKAN uses Wish! But there’s no shooting star around!
ARNISD uses Sketch! He draws a doodle of an electric squirrel!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Meltdown! But he’s actually feeling quite happy today!
ARNISD uses Corrosive Gas! But that would make him more skunk and less squirrel!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Resonance! But he thinks he’s charismatic enough already!
ARNISD uses Feint Attack! But it ends up being a total bluff!

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Dragon Rage! But he thinks it would be better not to piss off Smaug.
ARNISD uses Max Starfall! But he really doesn’t want to have to clean up that mess!

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Flash Cannon! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)
ARNISD uses Attract! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 4th and final strike against ARNISD! (4/4)

Guys, guys… CHEATY COOKIES ARE YOUR FRIENDS! Try one! Seriously…

Anyway, Shruikan, your reign continues! You get your choice of…!

• Devolve and egg arnisd!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Toss arnisd into your Wheel!
• Or Wheel yourself! (And get the Wacky Wheel Wishin’ token!)

Enjoy the party moment!

[Neo Emolga]

@Chakramaster @Noblejanobii @arnisd @Voltaire Magneton @Shruikan @Scytherwolf

While we wait for Shruikan's Victory Decision, it's Friday and that means...



Also, this is a kind and friendly reminder to...

USE YOUR COINS!!!

Now that almost all of you have the Coin Coveter token, there's really no further reward or end-game bonus for not using or gathering up as many Coins as you can. Also, not using them to buy items is going to put you at a MAJOR DISADVANTAGE compared to someone who is using them. As for me, now that I have my token, I'll be using them like CrAzY, so beware, you're going to want to consider doing the same! Don't say you weren't warned, because I'll copy and paste this whole post and put it into your signature to remind you! Nah ha ha!

But really, I've seen plenty of battles where one Cheaty Cookie would have made all the difference. Don't let those Coins be lazy, put them to work!

[Neo Emolga]

And it’s time for my SPENDING SPREE! I’ve been waiting a while to do this!

I’m going to…

• Use one Coin to buy Reinforcements to add Flareon to my Eevee lineup. Extra fluffy and fiery!
• Buying Second Wind and using it immediately! And that gets me the Defensive Duelist token also! And that means the rest of you get to enjoy more Ninetales wrath! >:3
• Buying Reinforcements two more times to add Mienfoo > Mienshao (2) as a Backup Lineup.
• Buying Cheaty Cookie and priming it right away.
• Buying Just Desserts and priming it right away (what a fun combo this is with Second Wind!).

And that uses 6 Coins in total, leaving me with 4 more. Hmm, I wonder if others will be inspired to use their Coins after seeing this… *wink wink*

[Neo Emolga]

Since whatever happens to arnisd won’t affect this, let’s get the next battle going!

MASTER RNG, doing stunts in an ice cream truck, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu and SCYTHERWOLF as Shiftry to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Scytherwolf

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The PLASTIC COIN OF INCOHERENT MICROSOFT WORD NONSENSE has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

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TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Razor Leaf! It results in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mimic! It results in the 2nd strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (2/3)
CHAKRAMASTER uses Vise Grip! He hangs on carefully but makes sure not to squeeze his fingers!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Drill Run! But she can’t even make it get up to take a walk!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Astral Barrage! But she can figure out how to get to that plane of existence!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Belch! But he remembers his manners!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Chatter! But she prefers some peace and quiet.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dizzy Punch! But she finds out her liquor cabinet is empty!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Minimize! He minimizes his Word document to look at a YouTube video!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hone Claws! Wolverine appreciates it and leaves her a tip!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Double Kick! But she landed on her butt last time she tried that!
CHAKRAMASTER used Superpower! But he’s still trying to build his economic empire.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Blizzard! The one she gets from Dairy Queen is delicious!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Shattered Psyche! But it gives her a headache just thinking about it!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tail Glow! But making it radioactive seems like a risky idea.

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nasty Plot! It results in the 3rd and final strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (3/3)

Dang, Frenzy definitely came in handy here!

Scytherwolf, as Queen of the Battle, you get your choice of…

• Devolve and egg Chakramaster!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Toss Chakra into your Wheel!
• Or Wheel yourself! (And get the Wacky Wheel Wishin’ token!)

How will you play it out!?

[Noblejanobii]

I'm gonna go ahead and prime my Just Desserts. Just in case. ;P

[Neo Emolga]

I'm gonna go ahead and prime my Just Desserts. Just in case. ;P

Sure thing, you got it!

[Shruikan]

But Neo, I need to hoard the coins! I might need to buy 70 items in one go later! :P

Anyway, I'll go with Devolving and Egging Arnisd. The more eggs the better!