[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[arnisd]

I'll buy some stuff as well :p
I'd like to buy a cheatie cookie and mysterious halo, prime those immediately and buy the same items once more to have in the inventory

[Neo Emolga]

I'll buy some stuff as well :p
I'd like to buy a cheatie cookie and mysterious halo, prime those immediately and buy the same items once more to have in the inventory

Sure! Although you do need to let me know what Pokemon you want for the Halo before I can prime it for use! Most people choose Mew, but you're totally game to select something else.

Also, normally you wouldn't be able to buy more after those have been used up, but that actually that brings me to another point of discussion.

@Chakramaster @Noblejanobii @arnisd @Voltaire Magneton @Shruikan @Scytherwolf

Chakra and I have decided to increase inventory space from 2 to 4! Because everyone deserves bigger backpacks to hold more cookies, toasters, pudding pops, yogurt containers, and other similar nonsense. Just remember that an item primed for use still counts as a held item and it doesn't free up inventory space until it has been used.

Thanks and continue to enjoy your weekends!

[Neo Emolga]

@Chakramaster @Noblejanobii @arnisd @Voltaire Magneton @Shruikan @Scytherwolf

IT'S AN UPDATE!

Hey, so some good news and bad news.

The bad news is it looks like my old computer is toast, and I'm actually typing this from my work computer (shhh, although it is a Saturday anyway!). I haven't heard back from the repair shop, but it sounds like the motherboard is dead from what they're suspecting and the thing doesn't even turn on anymore for them either. I'm pretty much giving up on that being fixed for a price that would make it worth it (it's over 10 years old so even if the motherboard got fixed, something else will go kaput in time). Good news is that I've ordered a new one from Meta PC, and it's a MONSTER TRUCK of a machine. I spoiled myself on this one. xD

Only thing is it's going to take a few weeks to get it and then get everything set up on it again, including Photoshop and get all my stuff transferred over. As much as I'd love to keep DBR2 going, I can't without a working computer that's got Photoshop and all my other goodies on it (brushes, fonts, textures, and a bunch of other things). And unfortunately, I can't put all of that on my work computer. There's firewalls everywhere on this thing!

I regret to say this lovely episode of DBR2 is going to have to be canceled, BUT it will be back better than before! It's going to take a few weeks and I don't have any clue exactly when it will be (I want to say early to mid October, but I don't know for sure), but DBR2 will return in a new "remastered" format. However, given the situation and how many things we're intending on changing, we will need to start over. Reason being is that Chakra and I are going to "remaster" DBR2 and add some new features and goodies, as well as tweak a few things to give it a cool, fresh new feel like it's a nifty "Definitive Version" with DLC included. Things like upgradable superpowers, new items and superpowers, and possibly even making bets are just a few of the things that may be coming to DBR2. We love brainstorming ideas for this, so the sky's the limit when it comes to what DBR2 Remastered will have. As for tokens, don't worry, you can keep any tokens you've earned and when DBR2 remastered comes out, the tokens will remain the same and you can still earn any tokens you weren't able to get last time. I know a number of people still want the Spank the Sky Squirrel one. You'll get your chance again! xD

With that being said and with DBR2 taking a vacation to get pumped, you definitely don't need to keep your current avatar and banner set if you don't want to (especially for the peeps that have a very goofy set like I did xD), although you are welcome to keep what you have if you like them!

In closing, I also want to sincerely thank everyone for participating and I definitely hope you'll stick around for DBR2's remastered version to come out when I'm in a better spot to host it hardware and software-wise. All this stuff was VERY unexpected and I really got blindsided by it, but I'm working on getting back into action. I just need some time. Once everything is good to go again, I'll try to message everyone that the party's back. If you'd like to leave your email, Discord, or other way get a notification of when DBR2 is back up and sign ups are open for the new and improved version, feel free to leave it here.

As always, cheers and good times. :3

[Neo Emolga]

We’re expecting extra kabooms like a silly Saturday cartoon!

MASTER RNG, using himself as a rubber stamper, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Ninetales and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Lucario to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Second Wind, Cheaty Cookie, Just Desserts

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SLIPPERY COIN OF MEGA MUTANT ONIONS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Psycho Shift! But he’s driving in automatic transmission!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Psycho Shift! But it looks like he’s also driving in automatic!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Draining Kiss! But he’d rather not get up close and personal!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Oceanic Operetta! But he’d rather not get up on stage and sing.

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Hyperspace Hole! But that seems like a wickedly high golf expectation.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Blaze Kick! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Ominous Wind! It results in the 2nd strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (2/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fusion Bolt! He glues two screws together!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Psych Up! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, but CHEATY COOKIE says screw that and it results in the 3rd strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)

AHOY THERE, YE WHO DOESN’T SPEND YE BOOTY COINS ON ITEMS!

You’ve Wheeled me before, so it’s payback time with a farm-fresh Wheeling of your own! From me to you <3. Yes, yes it is. Maybe that’ll learn ya!