Remember to smile!


MASTER RNG, playing Magic the Gathering with Uno cards, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mega Steelix and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Flabébé to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Voltaire Magneton

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: Just Desserts

The SUPER SLAPPY HAPPY COIN OF ULTIMATE FUNNEL CAKES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Avalanche! He throws the contents of his freezer’s ice box into the arena!
SHRUIKAN uses Jump Kick! But that doesn’t seem to help his jumper cables do anything.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bestow! But he forgot what exactly he was supposed to give!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Mega Kick! But that made him lose a soccer ball last time!
SHRUIKAN uses Water Shuriken! But it becomes a puddle before he can toss it!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Spit Up! He finally gets rid of that chewing gum that lost all its flavor!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Quick Attack! But he forgot to have his coffee this morning!
SHRUIKAN uses Sing! But he’s not up for karaoke night.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Magnitude! He drops a brick on a weight scale!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Screech! It results in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Skitter Smack! But he forgot where he left his fly swatter!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Twister! He puts his left hand on a red dot and his right foot on a yellow dot!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Sleep Powder! But it ends up being just powdered sugar!
SHRUIKAN uses Secret Sword! But then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Powder! And now his pancakes are even more sugary and delicious!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Echoed Voice! But he suddenly goes quiet about it!
SHRUIKAN uses Aurora Veil! But it’s really just a groovy tie-dye towel.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Magnetic Flux! But it just makes his fridge magnets go bonkers.

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses King's Shield! But then the museum kindly asks for him to give it back.
SHRUIKAN uses Fiery Wrath! And that’s the last time he tries deep frying a turkey.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Poltergeist! But he grows tired of staring at a static television screen.

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Rototiller! It results in the 2nd strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (2/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Payback! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Peck! But he doesn’t want to stick his nose in a place where it doesn’t belong.

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Rolling Kick! But throwing his shoes down the stairs doesn’t seem to do anything.
SHRUIKAN uses Gastro Acid! But he feels that would be kinda disgusting.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Double Team! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)




Surprise! Shruikan wins again! And that’s the good news!

The bad news is… yeah, that Just Desserts that Voltaire has active. That’s going to be a thing.

As king of the battle, Shurikan, you can…

  • Devolve and egg Voltaire Magneton!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals! (Might want to since you’re getting Wheeled one way or another)
  • Wheel Voltaire Magneton (Wouldn’t blame you for doing this either! xD)
  • Or Wheel yourself (but you’re getting dumped into your own Wheel anyway, so this would be nothing :P)


You decide!