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MASTER RNG, writing a love letter with Scrabble tiles, pulls in...

ARNISD as Slyveon and SCYTHERWOLF as Shiftry to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Scytherwolf

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Cheaty Cookie, Mysterious Halo (Mew)

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The FESTIVE COIN OF GREEN STRING CHEESE has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!


TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts up with Ice Shard! But it melts before she makes it back from her freezer!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Seismic Toss! But it blows up a basketball before sending it into space!
ARNISD uses Horn Drill! [b][color=red]MEW hits SCYTHERWOLF for the 1st strike! (1/3)

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dynamax Cannon! But it ends up just blowing up into pieces.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bounce! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)
ARNISD uses G-Max Resonance! But he doesn’t have enough points in Charisma!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thrash! She listens to crazy hard heavy metal!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Toxic Thread! And she reminds herself not to visit political chats on Twitter!
ARNISD uses Octazooka! Except he never did figure out the assembly instructions!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Brave Bird! But she’s too chicken to try it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Smelling Salts! But she doesn’t detect an aroma coming from her salt shaker!
ARNISD uses Stored Power! ARNISD and MEW perform a DOUBLE-STRIKE, which has NO EFFECT on SCYTHERWOLF, but CHEATY COOKIE says HECK NO and hits SCYTHERWOLF for 6! (7/3)




See, this! This is why you buy items, peeps! (I actually ran the battle without the items (classic brain fart move) and arnisd would have lost otherwise!)

Arnisd, you get your fantastic choice of…

  • Devolve Scytherwolf into Nuzleaf!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
  • Or Wheel yourself for a Wacky Wheel Wishin’ token!


What will it be!?