ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Shruikan]

Yay, my plan didn't blow up in my face! So I'm gonna spend the crystals and jump up to Dragapult.

[AgloMe Oen]

Yay, my plan didn't blow up in my face! So I'm gonna spend the crystals and jump up to Dragapult.

Pö̯͎́̚w̭ͅě̳̭̖̒ͯȑ̈ ̉an̩d̙͔ͫͬ ͖̪̳͑ͮ̍m͈a͇̪͖ͭ͒͊d͓̺ͮ̂n̼̮̮̐͗ͬe̹͎͊͆ss ov̗̖͊͋eͤ̈r͉wh͇͎̬̔͐̚e͍lm͍̩̱i͚̎n̤͔̳ͮͧ̓g̑ͫ!̮

I mean̙̮̹̞͍̪̣̪̾͗ͬ̌̋̌ͮ̽ sure, of co͔̱̼̖͙̳̠̪urse̻̺̯͊͆̋!

[AgloMe Oen]

1 Coin fo̤̝r all of you on̖̖ͨ̍ theͤͣ̔ͣͩ B̖͍̥͊̈́̐L̹̼̘̆̇ͣAC̯̲̺KE̥̥̤͍͕͍̹ST ̹͓Ǒ̯̞͈̼̞̠̻̓ͨ̑́͗̚F̣̬͇̝̦ͅ ͯF̠ͨR̪̳̘̺̎ͭ̀̆I̻͉̭̜DA͇̜̹͓͉Y̤͔͕͍S! Muha ha ha!

[AgloMe Oen]

Herẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ there is only darkn͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧess and dismay! But plenty of blo͑̏͊̚ody entertain͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧment!

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, wearin͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧg the faces of his slain͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧ enemies, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

ARNISD as Tyranitar an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SLICKSLACK as Abomasnow to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@arnisd @SlickSlack

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for ẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ach battle is in͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧcreased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SLICKSLACK
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS havẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ the Wheel option after win͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧning and Wheel people, includin͉̱͇͕͉͖̙ͬ̒̑͂̄̎ͧg yourself, as much as you like! No͑̏͊̚ Wheelie items n̙̰̭ͮ͂͒eeded for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The H͚̍ORṚ̽I͎̘ͨ͑F̠͔͆͗IC͍͑ ̙͖̻CO̞̩͎͗ͮͦI̲͇N̲̦͐ͯ ̖͖̹̂͑̈O̭͓̳F̟̏ ̮̚T͔̣͙H̞͕͐̒E̜̭̬ JU͔͚͎D̰ͧGM̬̖̂͑Ēͫ̔NT͔͙̅̆ O̾̋F̪̲̼ ͓ͩǍ̙̗͒L̘ͧL̘̭̐̓ has declare̻̅͞d SLICKSLACK strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

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TURN 1
SLICKSLACK bẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋gin̙̰̭ͮ͂͒s the blood harvest with Destiny Bond! But she finds o͑̏͊̚ut they’re alrẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ady doomed together!
ARNISD usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Dragon̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ Dance! I̺̓T̠̐ R̫E͔̎Sͪ̓̚Ǔ̯L͍͍͌͒T̜͉̦́̿̌S̗͓ ̯̑Ị̣̠ͬ͑ͮN̦̰̗ͯ̏͗ ͔͛S̀ͦAV͒̍͂AG̱̾E̜͖͓ ̗M͇̺̫̊̇ͪE̝͖̻̅̉̎Nͬ͊ͣṰ͍̺̃͐͒Ȧ͖L̍̈́̿ ̇A͖N̙̦ͅARCHY̲͕ͤͫ ̗̯̦D̦̙A͔̹͇͐ͯͪMA̋GÊͤ ͍̖̆̉TO͐̑
Š̝͙͇͆̔LI̋CKSͭL͇ͧA̬ͭC̦͕̘ͮͬ͂K! (1/3)

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses Acid Spray! But she usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋d up all her cyan̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ide on those inno͑̏͊̚cent villagers!
ARNISD uses Terrain Pulsẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋! But he’s quite sure the eviscerated victims he buried flatlined!

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Dragon Darts! But she decides impaling a Dragon̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ite with a javelin is much more fun and effective!
ARNISD uses Obstruct! He blo͑̏͊̚cks the fire escapes bẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋fore committing arson!

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Ancien̙̰̭ͮ͂͒t Power! But that ends up unleashing an unho͑̏͊̚ly evil upon the land!
ARNISD uses Drill Run! But he finds he likes goin̙̰̭ͮ͂͒g on a chainsaw rampagẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ much more.

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses Octazooka! She blo͑̏͊̚ws up an Octillẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ry with a rocket laun̙̰̭ͮ͂͒cher!
ARNISD uses Round! I̙͖̐͒T DEA͍͛L̼̮͂̿S̠̳͚ͮͩ̒ ̱̞ͣ̂M͚̱̘ͧ̉̌AS͍̳͙ͥ͑̅SI̱ͨV̓E͛̄̂ AG̤ͪG͉̯͉͒̇͋O̺̬̠N̑̓ͩI̙̱͆̎ZI̞̿N̔̿̚Ġ͚̞ͧ̈ͅ ̘̩͗̆BḼ̏U̞̹̟N͔̪ͩ̍T̖̱̪̿̆̓ ́̉̉FORC̰̯̗ͣͩ̈́E Ṯ̞ͪ̌RA͇̍UͦM̮̏A̗͍̱ͮ̈ͥ ḒA͔ͤM̥Ä̰G͐̉͐E
T̹̜̭͌̽̏O̝͖̤ ͎̥͇͊ͫ́Ṡ̫L̺̞̂͌I͆ͭC̤͋K͊ͨSL͇͇͂ͥA͙̤̮͊ͮ̚CK͋͂ͫ!͍̫ͤ͗ (2/3)

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Auro͑̏͊̚ra Veil! I̎T͒ ͑̅̈ḊEḀ͇͍L̮̔S̎ͅ ͎HE̖̘AV̯Y ̘͉̆̅BRUTÀ͈̼̉Ḻͬ ̫̫ͮͣD̻̑̅ͅAM͈̗̖ͩ̇̌A͓GȄ̼̟̍ ̦͙̀ͣTO̠͗ ̦͚̋̇̀ͅAR̟ͤN̗͛I͆̆Ṣ̠̞͌̌̍D͚̮̹ͤ̐̇!̮̈́ (1/5)
ARNISD uses Diamond Storm! But it puts him in̙̰̭ͮ͂͒to hopeless, crippling debt!

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Max Steelspike! I͍̭̯ͅͅT̘̱̱̼̣̦ ͖̟͍̻̰ͫ͌͆̑̾̚ͅCA̟͐U͊ͩ͗ͯ̈̃Sͨ̉̊ͭ̾Ẽ̼S̱̞͖̻̩ E̠̙̞͎ͧ͛ͦ̄ͤͯͅͅX̳̭̯̰̮̊̓͒̊̽T̽̄R̮͈̥͖͎̂͆̂̓͑Ḙ́M̩̬ͩͨE ̋̆̍̄̈́̏̓S̭̠̠̯̺Ûͭ̈́̔̈̀P̯̠̱̲͖̥͕ͭ̎ͣ͑ͩ̀̆E̽͒̂͂̽R̗̼̯-E̳ͯF̜F̳͔̫͉̪͚͋ͨ̈ͩ͛̔E̮̻̬̍ͭͧC͕̩̘̬T̚Ȉ̫̠̹̳̘̝̓͗ͩͭ̃VE ̝̇ ͇̞ͫ̑SA̰̠̞͓̎̎̐̿V͗͛̌ͧ̒Åͭ̅ͯ́ͨͨGE
IM͉͖͖̱̳̙ͦ̑͊͊ͬ̂P̲̫̙ͩ̀̃Á͔̞̝͖ͩ̿ͥĽ͈̣͈͈ͬ̌̔̆ͅI̳̝ͮ̐̓ͣ̇̚ ̙̟͈̞NG̩͖̪͈ͧ̀̔̀ D̈͌̓ͩͥ͒̇Ạ̻̻̪̭͛̐̽̋̽M̓̓̽ͨ͋Aͣ̏ͨ̐̿G̥̻̞͕̭͇̝̍̇ͭ͒̐̅́Eͬ̇͒ ̘̠͔̪͍ͬ̓ T͖̰ͦͨO̲̝͗ͮ ̬̳̱̖͎̫̳̈́͒̏̿͌̔̿A̰̙̯̖̓ͫ̓̓̍ͅR̯͍̘̳̝͂ͧͭ́̀NI̤̰̩̫̲Sͪ̒̇ͬ̓͆ ̪̥̝̣̠̺͎͒D͎̻̞ͨ̾͗!̹͑ (4/5)
ARNISD uses Thundẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋r Cage! He thro͑̏͊̚ws a Mr Mime into a steel prison̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ and zaps him to death!

TURN 8
SLICKSLACK uses Defog! But the encroaching darknẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ss is far too͑̏͊̚ much for her to han̙̰̭ͮ͂͒dle!
ARNISD uses Doublẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ Kick! An̙̰̭ͮ͂͒d that’s two snapped necks for that Doduo!

TURN 9
SLICKSLACK usẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s Dizzy Punch! She gets extremely drun̙̰̭ͮ͂͒k and swings but ends up punching a Charmander’s face in̙̰̭ͮ͂͒.
ARNISD uses Venoshock! He givẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋s his victims both the lethal injection̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ and the electric chair at the same time!

TURN 10
SLICKSLACK uses Thunderbolt! But shẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ misses an̙̰̭ͮ͂͒d completely fries a Squirtle to͑̏͊̚ death.
ARNISD uses Lock-On! And that makes sure no one can escape whẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋n he turns on the poison gas.

TURN 11
SLICKSLACK uses Fein̙̰̭ͮ͂͒t! But she’s still too drunk from bẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋fore!
ARNISD uses Crunch! I̩͕͖͔T͉̔ ̗̝̣̀̑̂ͪͅO̞̬̞ͯ́̓U̲͓ͥ̈T̰̼̻͖̥̎̆ͪͬ̔R͈̹͕̀͐̆I̅͌G̤̙̺̭̓͌ͤ̚ Ĥ̹̖̖̮͗̍ͦTͤ́̄ͤ̇̾ ͚̦̼͇̱̱̉̊̑͛̓̚M̻͉͉̥̑ͬ͐ͤUR͖̣̜͔̩͚͗̅͋ͥͭ̆Ḍ̻͖̥̤̋̾̒̌͌̚ͅĔ ͎R̳͇̤̹ͤ̉̑̚S̘͈͓̩̊ͯ̓̏ ̪̬͕S̖L̲̯͌̀IC̬̉Kͧ͋ͪS͍̖͖̳̣Ĺ̮A̳̮̦͍̬͒̇ͣ̋̚C̓̾̈́͆͒ͬ̄ K Ị̮͈͐̆͛N ͚̹̘͓̱͊̿̊ͤͫȦ͚̼ͦ ͓̝͎ͅG͓ͯL͓OR̈͌ͦ̅Iͦ͛O͕̩̹͙̯̥̲US̻͕͖͓̟̤̿̐ͤͩͫͣ
D̲͚͋̈ͣͅĨ̂̊̊ͬ̍S̼̤̦̑͌͑P̿̀̄͛̈L͕͈͍͎A̻̲̰̣͔ͅY̜͓͉͚ ̮̱̜̜̦̙͍̏̒̉̑̎̊ͧO̯͕͚̯F͇̥̳̯͇̏ͨͤͨ̈́ ̼̟͖̳̹͎ͮ̆̏̂̽̉B̊̇͆̃͂͒L̬͍̤͇̼̠̼ͭ́͂ͨ̾ͥ̒Oͮ̂̍͂ODY̝̓̌̒ ̺̯ ͦͪ̏Vͨ͊̐Ǐ̞̥͙̲̘ͬ̈́ͨ̓OL̑ͧͤE̯N͚͎̗͙͑̀̾̂CE! (3/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (88/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Oh… o͑̏͊̚h, that was so violen̙̰̭ͮ͂͒t and bẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋autiful it was almost orgasmic!

Here, takẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋ your 1 EXP for a slaughter well don̙̰̭ͮ͂͒e! And you get your insidio͑̏͊̚us choice of…

• Dȅͫvolve Slick in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to a pathetic little Sn̙̰̭ͮ͂͒over!
• Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
• Menacingly dump Slick’s screamin̙̰̭ͮ͂͒g corpse into your Whe̎̑͂̓̚el!
• Or embrace madn̙̰̭ͮ͂͒ess and Wheel yoursẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋lf!

Show us what your spẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋cial little hell lo͑̏͊̚oks likẽ͈͙̼̳̞̺̂ͯͩͬ͋!