ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Trickster Zorua]

Prepare to crash and burn, it’s my final hosting battle!

MASTER RNG, raging against machines, pulls in…

NOBLEJANOBII as CROWNED SWORD ZACIAN and ARNISD as Galarian Mr. Mime to the arena!
@Noblejanobii @arnisd

NOBLEJANOBII (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] - Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED

VS

ARNISD (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:

• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: GOD MODE: YES, I LIFT BRO, FRENZY, WHEEL MASTER LEVEL 3 CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED

The METAL COIN OF BROKEN GLASS AND ANARCHY says ARNISD busts in first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD busts in swinin’ with Take Down! But his brain goes flat before he realizes it!
ARNISD uses Attract! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT ARNISD’S CHEATY COOKIE SAYS “SUCK IT” TO THE RULES AND IT DEALS BRUTAL DAMAGE ON NOBLEJANOBII! (1/5)
ARNISD uses Max Flare! But his memories are all fried!
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Dragon Energy! But they’ve gone all clueless with that!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Teleport! And it turns out she was just dreaming it!

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Spiky Shield! Ha ha, just kidding, he doesn’t know that one.
ARNISD uses Harden! Yeah, he didn’t bother taking that 101 course.
ARNISD uses Incinerate! Yeah, he’s still trying to figure that one out like the rest of us.
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Heal Pulse! But they’re totally without a direction on that one!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Tri Attack! Yeah, and then she thought again!

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Icy Wind! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT ARNISD’S CHEATY COOKIE SHOVES ASIDE THE RULES TO DEAL GRIZZLY DAMAGE TO NOBLEJANOBII! (2/5)
ARNISD uses Soak! But he’s flat-out clueless on that one.
ARNISD uses Glaciate! And his brain goes splat before he gets the chance!
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Powder Snow! But their brain cells aren’t getting it together!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Octazooka! Yeah, what was she thinking!?

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Disable! Apparently it worked on himself!
ARNISD uses Shock Wave! IT DEALS SAVAGE DAMAGE TO NOBLEJANOBII! (3/5)
ARNISD uses Icicle Spear! IT DEALS FIERCE DAMAGE TO NOBLEJANOBII! (4/5)
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Moonblast! Mew has no clue what’s going on but NOBLEJANOBII UNLEASHES A CRUSHING BLOW ON ARNISD! (1/6)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Nightmare! But she’s still wondering about that one, herself!

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Celebrate! But he has no idea how to do that right.
ARNISD uses Night Daze! But he gets totally nowhere with that!
ARNISD uses Dark Void! But that’s way out of his league!
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Guard Split! But they’ve got no idea!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Freezing Glare! But she can only wish!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Hyper Voice! But that’s something he can’t even thinking about!
ARNISD uses Mega Punch! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT HIS CHEATY COOKIE BUSTS THE RULES AND IT DEALS A BRUTAL KNOCK-OUT BLOW ON NOBLEJANOBII! (5/5)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (60/100) – YEAH, NO DICE, PAL!

WRECKED! Arnisd, you get 1 EXP and your choice of!

• Break Noble's Second Wind!
• Burn an Evolution Crystal to evolve into Mr. Rime!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
• Or use your Level 3 Wheel Master to Wheel yourself (optional) and some other innocent bystander out there! XD

[Trickster Zorua]

Yeah, to prepare for whatever chaos comes our way, I'll activate my Second Wind on my current Mew form and then I'll buy a Cheaty Cookie and prime that for action.

Sure, you got it!

MacGyver Level 3 Use Checks (75%):

Second Wind: 58/100 Preserved!
Cheaty Cookie: 26/100 Preserved!

[Trickster Zorua]

Ooh, so I CAN evolve even with the Pika Flu! I’ll happily use a crystal anc take myself to an Alolan level of power. Plus, I’ll take the deck why not. I could use an Eevee lineup to be honest, but who knows who it’s going to.

Combat EVOLVED! Now you can tail surf!

#5 I Dream of Eevee!
I DREAM OF EEVEE! - Your funky Eevee dream causes one random player to get a random Eeveelution Lineup. I wonder if it’ll be you!

So first lets see what’s on the table!

#1 Leafeon
#2 Glaceon
#3 Jolteon
#4 Vaporeon
#5 Flareon
#6 Espeon
#7 Umbreon
#8 Sylveon

And the RNG has decided #1 Leafeon is what we’re handing out here!

As for who gets it…

#1 Neo Emolga
#2 Chakramaster
#3 Noblejanobii
#4 Scytherwolf
#5 C0L0R3D
#6 Voltaire Magneton
#7 arnisd
#8 Shruikan

This brand-new Leafeon goes to #5 C0L0R3D! Sweet stuff, looks like you got it all for yourself after all, heh!

[Trickster Zorua]

Also, while we're waitin'!

IT'S FRIDAY 5 COINS DAY!!

Enjoy those while they last, heh!

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah, to prepare for whatever chaos comes our way, I'll activate my Second Wind on my current Mew form and then I'll buy a Cheaty Cookie and prime that for action.

[arnisd]

Sorry Noble, I'll be breaking your second wind

[Noblejanobii]

Nah that’s fair

I’m gonna go ahead and prime my halo with Mew again

[Neo Emolga]

I think just to be safe, I'm going to prime my Brass Balls, and then I'm going to drop off that Fun Flip into the Dump.

[Trickster Zorua]

Sorry Noble, I'll be breaking your second wind

And CRASH, you don’t even need to pick up the pieces!

Nah that’s fair

I’m gonna go ahead and prime my halo with Mew again

Hey, sure thing!

MacGyver Level 1 Use Checks (25%): Mysterious Halo 33/100 – Burnt out!

I think just to be safe, I'm going to prime my Brass Balls, and then I'm going to drop off that Fun Flip into the Dump.

You got it!

MacGyver Level 3 Use Checks (75%): Brass Balls 89/100 – Burnt out!

[Commander Raichu]

Ten-hut! Alright you backwards, slimy Wurmples, listen up! My name is Commander Raichu, leader of the Electric Rodent Regime, and I’ll be in charge of overseeing these bouts for the next three seasons so you sorry pipsqueaks actually know something about the art of war and survival on the battlefield! You will learn to talk, walk, eat, sleep, shoot, spit, and piss like a true Electric Rodent Regime soldier, and I’m going to make you do it even if it kills you. Or at least eggs you in this case!

In case your memory has flatlined, we secured this zone back in 2016 and were the frontline against that repulsive Ditto invasion. And while we lost that first engagement, we’re still alive and kicking, and they aren’t! And I’m going to make sure it stays that way even if it means breaking some necks.

And as a forewarning, things sure don’t get any easier from here on in. You’d better prepare well here and now, because the host lineup after me only gets much tougher. Trust me, I’ve seen plenty of things you haven’t! So make sure you have a solid strategy instead of finding out a new way to lose!

So here’s the sitrep! And if you forget these details, it means spending a week in the box, so pay attention!

COMMANDER RAICHU FEATURES

• COLLATERAL DAMAGE (PASSIVE EFFECT) – We DO NOT tolerate failure here, soldier! Whenever the winner of a match declares a Victory Decision, in addition to whatever effect that results in, collateral damage is done to the defeated loser, which means one of the latest stages of their backup lineups (chosen randomly) is nixed off their roster! Don’t want to lose those stages!? THEN DON’T LOSE THE BATTLES! FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION, SOLDIER!
• WAR FUND REDUCTION (LOCKED EFFECT) – This is the end of the line of your 5 Coins every Friday effect! We need money for tanks, armaments, and defenses, so we had to cut Friday wages to just 2 Coins every Friday now, and it’s going to stick that way. Don’t like it? Tough, now drop and give me 20!
• ELECTRIC RODENT REGIME TRANSFER PROGRAM (AS A VICTORY DECISION) – You’re out of uniform! But you’re in luck, because as a Victory Decision, the winner of the battle can choose to perform an ERR transfer on their opponent, which means they rightfully get into uniform and enlist into the Electric Rodent Regime! (turns the victim into Alolan Raichu, Raichu, Pikachu, Pichu, Plusle, Minun, Pachirisu, Emolga, Dedenne, Togedemaru, or Morpeko – randomly decided, with a EER Theme (think warfare that looks like soviet propaganda!)). Don’t make that mistake again!

There, now with those details out of the way, get your butts out of the bunker and prepare for training details!