ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Hey I'm not THAT OP XD I was much more OP as Mega Mawile

Maybe I'm mixing up Zacian's DBR power with competitive battling instead lmao but hey we'll see how it goes!

[Shruikan]

I'll go with the boring Devolve/Egging

[Commander Raichu]

I'll go with the boring Devolve/Egging

Roger that!

Collateral Damage Roll:

#1 Heracross
#2 Skorupi > Drapion (2)
#3 Snom > Frosmoth (2)
#4 Larvesta > Volcarona (2)
#5 Wimpod > Golisopod (2)
#6 Grubbin > Charjabug > Vikavolt (3) MIGHTY SHIELD

Roll was #5. Golisopod has been eliminated!

[Commander Raichu]

Incoming!

MASTER RNG, lining up his target in the crosshairs, pulls in…

NEO EMOLGA as Mew and NOBLEJANOBII as Crowned Sword Zacian to the arena!
@Neo Emolga @Noblejanobii

NEO EMOLGA (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED, BRASS BALLS PRIMED DUELING NOBLEJANOBII SEASON 25

VS.

NOBLEJANOBII (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] - Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED, CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED DUELING NEO EMOLGA SEASON 25

The CAMOUFLAGED COIN OF WARFARE commands that NEO EMOLGA initiates the engagement!

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA opens fire with Drum Beating! But that’s a negative, over!
NEO EMOLGA uses Dream Eater! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO’S CHEATY COOKIE OVERRIDES THE SYSTEM AND DEALS A CONFIRMED HIT ON NOBLEJANOBII! (1/5)
NOBLEJANOBII and her ally Mew use Acid Downpour! But they’re left in the dark on that one!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sketch! But she can’t make the connection on this one!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Drill Peck! But that was a tactical error!
NEO EMOLGA uses Uproar! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO’S CHEATY COOKIE OVERRIDES THE SYSTEM AND DEALS A CONFIRMED HIT ON NOBLEJANOBII! (2/5)
NOBLEJANOBII and her ally Mew use Dragon Rage! That’s a negative for Noble but MEW DEALS A CONFIRMED HIT ON NEO EMOLGA! (1/6)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Thrash! But we lack confirmation, out!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Bulk Up! IT’S A CONFIRMED HIT ON NOBLEJANOBII! (3/5)
NEO EMOLGA uses Mind Blown! But he’s losing control of the situation!
NOBLEJANOBII and her ally Mew use Fiery Wrath! But they don’t have a visual on the target!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Phantom Force! But that’s a negative, over!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Hammer! But he misses the target!
NEO EMOLGA uses Rock Wrecker! But he can’t make the connection!
NOBLEJANOBII and her ally Mew use Dragon Darts! But they can’t get a sitrep on the situation!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Hailstorm! But she’s lacking the appropriate ordinance!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Milk Drink! But that’s a no can do, soldier!
NEO EMOLGA uses Poison Powder! But he can’t get a clear shot!
NOBLEJANOBII and her ally Mew use Dual Wingbeat! That’s a negative for Noble but MEW DEALS A CONFIRMED HIT ON NEO EMOLGA! (2/6)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Scratch! But she can’t make the connection!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Snarl! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO’S CHEATY COOKIE OVERRIDES THE SYSTEM AND DEALS A CONFIRMED HIT ON NOBLEJANOBII! (4/5)
NEO EMOLGA uses Rolling Kick! But that’s a negative, over!
NOBLEJANOBII and her ally Mew use Blast Burn! But they can’t get a reading on the target!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Powder! But that was a tactical error!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Quick Guard! But he’s out of line with that one!
NEO EMOLGA uses Slam! But he can’t get a fix on his target’s location!
NOBLEJANOBII and her ally Mew use Power Trick! But their target’s gone dark!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Endeavor! But she can’t get a visual on her target!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Leer! But his target is well out of range!
NEO EMOLGA uses Strength Sap! But his shot’s gone wide!
NOBLEJANOBII and her ally Mew use Revenge! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
NOBLE’S CHEATY COOKIE OVERRIDES THE SYSTEM AND DEALS A CONFRIMED HIT ON NEO EMOLGA! (3/6)
MEW MAKES A CRITCAL TACTICAL ERROR AND RESULTS IN A K.I.A.! (1/1)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Acid Armor! But she’s got no military intelligence on that maneuver!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Bulk Up! IT’S A CONFIRMED HIT ON NOBLEJANOBII! (5/5)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (81/100) – THAT’S A NEGATIVE, OVER!

Mission accomplished, Neo Emolga! Take your 1 EXP and confirm your next order of action!

*COLLATERAL DAMAGE ACTIVE*

• Devolve and egg Noblejanobii!
• Deploy your Wheel on Noblejanobii!
• Or Submit Noblejanobii to the Electric Rodent Regime Transfer Program!

Awaiting your confirmation, soldier!

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah, I think I'll just go for the standard devolve and egging on this one.

[Commander Raichu]

Yeah, I think I'll just go for the standard devolve and egging on this one.

Confirmed!

Collateral Damage Roll:

#1 Galarian Ponyta > Galarian Rapidash (2)
#2 Magearna (1)
#3 Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff (3)
#4 Mimikyu (2) MIGHTY SHIELD
#5 Xerneas (1)
#6 Klefki (1)
#7 Impidimp > Morgrem > Grimmsnarl (3)

Roll was #5. Xerneas has been eliminated!

[Neo Emolga]

I’m going to grab the Brass Balls that are currently in the Dump and I’ll Prime both those and my Cheaty Cookie for the next fight! :3

[Commander Raichu]

I’m going to grab the Brass Balls that are currently in the Dump and I’ll Prime both those and my Cheaty Cookie for the next fight! :3

Copy that!

MacGyver Level 3 Use Checks (75%):

Brass Balls: 66/100 – Preserved!
Cheaty Cookie: 43/100 – Preserved!

[Noblejanobii]

Phew okay not the Rapidash or Mimikyu lineups. I’d be really upset if I lost those before I got to use them ngl ^^; Especially since there’s no way to restore it as far as I can tell.

Also does the collateral damage go through the mighty shield too?

Also also my rage mode should have been at a streak of 1 before that fight so with this loss it’s at 2. Just want to clear that up so I get my benefits next round.

[Commander Raichu]

Phew okay not the Rapidash or Mimikyu lineups. I’d be really upset if I lost those before I got to use them ngl ^^; Especially since there’s no way to restore it as far as I can tell.

Also does the collateral damage go through the mighty shield too?

Also also my rage mode should have been at a streak of 1 before that fight so with this loss it’s at 2. Just want to clear that up so I get my benefits next round.

Intel suggests collateral damage won't go through Mighty Shield. Everything else is fair game.

I've also deployed one of my software engineers to correct that so you'll have that at your disposal for the next engagement. Out.