ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

**Pop Star Pikachu** · 12-21-2021, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Shruikan

Dueling Gloves can be used to force a duel between two other players right? I don't have to be part of it myself?

Assuming this is the case, I'lll be buying and using another Dueling Glove, this time setting up a fight between Neo & Noble for next season.

You got it, hon! Rooting for someone in particular?

MacGyver Use Check (Level 1: 25%): Dueling Glove 52/100 – Gets used up.

Originally Posted by Chakramaster

I'm gonna buy another Cheaty Cookie and prime both that and Brass Balls for now.

Sure thing, you’re all set and ready!

MacGyver Use Check (Level 1: 25%):
Cheaty Cookie 86/100 – Gets used up.
Brass Balls 58/100 – Gets used up.

Originally Posted by Voltaire Magneton

I'll use my coins to get me some Macgyver and Rage Mode!

Sure thing, sweets, enjoy your new Superpowers!

**Noblejanobii** · 12-21-2021, 04:16 AM

I'm going to use my someone else's wheelie and send Colored through Shruikan's wheel!

Then I'm going to use two coins to buy a Stunt Double. Not going to use it yet though.

**Pop Star Pikachu** · 12-21-2021, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

I'm going to use my someone else's wheelie and send Colored through Shruikan's wheel!

Then I'm going to use two coins to buy a Stunt Double. Not going to use it yet though.

Yikes, poor Colored!

SHRUIKAN RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Dustox
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Wabbuffet
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Metapod
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Cosmog
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Magikarp
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Unown

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Rickroll
Theme #2: Clowns
Theme #3: Squawkers
Theme #4: Twilight (The movies, not the time)
Theme #5: Cheap halloween costumes

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: ♪Never gonna give you up♪
Usertitle #2: And my Vuvuzela!
Usertitle #3: …General Kenobi
Usertitle #4: MY CABBAGES!
Usertitle #5: (=^･ω･^=)

Gotta say, I think that’s probably the least painful combination on that Wheel!

**Pop Star Pikachu** · 12-21-2021, 04:40 PM

It’s my last hosting battle! Let’s make it special!

MASTER RNG, prancing around in his pajamas, pulls in…

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Belle Pikachu and ARNISD as Wobbuffet to the arena!
@Voltaire Magneton @arnisd

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON (HP: 3)

SUPERPOWERS:

WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD (HP: 6)

SUPERPOWERS:

YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The DAZZLING COIN OF FANFARE has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

This battle’s boosted types are PSYCHIC and GHOST!

TURN 1
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks off the excitement with Covet! IT DEALS AN IMPRESSIVE STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (1/6)
ARNISD uses Magnet Rise! He puts his fridge magnets in an elevator and sends them to the top floor!

TURN 2
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Wide Guard! He hires a fat goalie for his hockey team!
ARNISD uses Ice Beam! He blasts his freezer with a laser gun!

TURN 3
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Thunder Wave! IT RESULTS IN AN IMPRESSIVE STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (2/6)
ARNISD uses Smokescreen! But he’s still looking for a spot to plug in his fog machine!

TURN 4
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Spirit Break! But he’s afraid of the you break it you buy it policy!
ARNISD uses Water Pledge! But he’s not sure how to make a promise to a lake!

TURN 5
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bonemerang! But he’s not sure how to make a boomerang out of calcium!
ARNISD uses Power-Up Punch! But he’s not sure if he should plug in anything to his hand!

TURN 6
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Block! But he still can’t figure out that Rubik Cube!
ARNISD uses Revelation Dance! But he’s not sure if he needs a partner for that!

TURN 7
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Pyro Ball! But he doesn’t want to set his favorite soccer ball on fire!
ARNISD uses Clanging Scales! He finds a really loud way to weigh his produce!

TURN 8
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Miracle Eye! But he’s not sure what he should be looking for.
ARNISD uses Heal Bell! But his just makes a lot of ringing noises!

TURN 9
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Explosion! But he’s saving his fireworks for New Years!
ARNISD uses Quick Guard! He calls his private security on speed-dial!

TURN 10
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Snarl! But it comes out as just a cute little squeak!
ARNISD uses Dark Void! But he vowed never to look at his calculus textbooks ever again!

TURN 11
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Poison Gas! But he decides to stay away from Taco Bell today!
ARNISD uses Taunt! But he wants to stay off the naughty list!

TURN 12
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Close Combat! But he’s adhering to social distancing!
ARNISD uses Horn Leech! But using a tuba as a drinking straw seems impractical!

TURN 13
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Cross Poison! But they don’t seem to have that in stock at his local Walmart!
ARNISD uses Minimize! He shrinks the active window on his desktop computer!

TURN 14
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Metal Sound! He does a solo on his electric guitar!
ARNISD uses Clangorous Soulblaze! But he passed on that elective!

TURN 15
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Spirit Break! But he wouldn’t know what to do with all the pieces!
ARNISD uses Imprison! But he doesn’t have a cage that’s big enough!

TURN 16
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Volt Tackle! IT DEALS AN IMPRESSIVE STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (3/6)
ARNISD uses Bullet Seed! But his munitions farm turns into a failure!

TURN 17
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Replenish! He refills his water pitcher!
ARNISD uses G-Max Meltdown! But he needs his steel mill safety training first!

TURN 18
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Steamroller! But they’re busy using it to pave the freeway!
ARNISD uses Water Pulse! But his EKG gets no reading on his Poland Spring bottle!

TURN 19
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dig! IT DEALS AN AMAZING STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (4/6)
ARNISD uses G-Max Centiferno! But he can’t find the instructions for that on Google!

TURN 20
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Water Spout! He pretends he’s a tea-kettle!
ARNISD uses Helping Hand! But his imaginary friend tells him they’re ok.

[u]TURN 21[/i]
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Pollen Puff! But he has some rough allergies to that.
ARNISD uses Triple Kick! But he broke a slot machine doing that last time!

TURN 22
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Teatime! But he decides to go for coffee instead.
ARNISD uses Sweet Kiss! He rubs sugar all over his mouth!

TURN 23
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Strength Sap! But the stuff he gets from the spruce tree just makes him all sticky!
ARNISD uses Shock Wave! He suddenly gets appalled before waving hello to everyone!

TURN 24
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Punishment! He tries to think of cruel and unusual consequences!
ARNISD uses Punishment! But he can’t come up with any good ones, either!

TURN 25
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rollout! IT DEALS AN IMPRESSIVE STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (5/6)
ARNISD uses Razor Wind! But he thinks there’s better ways to get a shave!

TURN 26
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Stone Edge! But he doesn’t know of any good cliffs in the area.
ARNISD uses Powder Snow! But it’s really just powdery sugar!

TURN 27
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Eerie Spell! But he’d rather keep that Naturom Demonto book tightly shut.
ARNISD uses Soft-Boiled! But he prefers his sunny-side up!

TURN 28
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Heal Pulse! But his first aid kit doesn’t have a heartbeat!
ARNISD uses Feint Attack! But he’s not fooling anyone with that!

TURN 29
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Oceanic Operetta! But he needs to work on that singing voice.
ANRISD uses Night Daze! He spins himself dizzy before going to bed!

TURN 30
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Thousand Waves! But that sounds like a really long surfing session!
ARNISD uses Slam! But he’s afraid of the noise that’s going to make!

TIME!

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (94/100) – Did not appear…

Persistence is the key! Voltaire, you get 1 EXP and your choice of…!

Devolve arnisd into Wynaut!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
Put arnisd into your Wheel again!
Or turn arnisd into a cosplay Pikachu!

It’s all up to you, now!

**Voltaire Magneton** · 12-22-2021, 01:07 AM

Let's Wheel arnisd again!

**Pop Star Pikachu** · 12-22-2021, 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by Voltaire Magneton

Let's Wheel arnisd again!

We’re all about spinnin’ and grinnin’!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hatterene
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Appletun
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Galarian Mr. Mime
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chikorita
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Spritzee
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Falinks

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: The Circus is Back in Town! (featuring clown emojis)
Theme #2: Gen Z Cursed Emojis
Theme #3: WAH-luigi for Smash
Theme #4: Stan LOONA
Theme #5: Discord Light Mode (is Best Mode)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Are you ready for this? Zimzalabim!
Usertitle #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Usertitle #3: Only Arceus can judge me
Usertitle #4: #MyOCForSmashBros
Usertitle #5: *aggressively licks shape from sugar honeycomb*

Well, wasn't that fun!?

**Pop Star Pikachu** · 12-22-2021, 03:24 AM

Well, sweetcheeks, it’s been fun, but my time here is up! It was lovely being a host for you all and I love how spirited you all are! Very lovely!

Enjoy the holiday fanfare and I’ll see you next time! Stay sweet!

**Clover the Ninetales** · 12-22-2021, 04:04 AM

If you think I am going to bother with formalities, think again. Now with that childish, sorry excuse for a mustard-colored rat out of the way, I will be taking over. And if you think I am going to be kind and jolly just because it is the holidays, you would be woefully mistaken as I do not care for such.

I am going to be your host for the next three weeks to see which of you can be compelled to prove yourselves to me through your strength, resourcefulness, and tenacity. If you do not like it, that is your problem, not mine. You will either learn to bend to my will and prowess, or you will break, and that is also your problem. I hate the weak, so prove to me you are not pathetic and we may get along well and you might earn my favor. Fail and I will be your worst nightmare. I am not a kind and jolly Pokémon, and do not even think about asking why because you will get your answer in a way you will not enjoy and will quickly regret.

With that out of the way, here is what you need to know as you undertake my trial.

CLOVER THE NINETALES FEATURES

INFLICT CURSE (AS A VICTORY DECISION) – Sadism is an art, one I take pride in. If you show me your style of brutality and cunning barbarism in combat and I take a liking to it, I will be willing to cooperate, temporarily, as your ally. Do this for me and you can use your Victory Decision to inflict a randomized curse on your defeated opponent, which can include one of the following:
1. BABYMAKER CURSE – It will be as if they had drawn the 30th card from the Deck of Many Zings. The defeated opponent’s active lineup will be replaced with a baby Pokémon from the Babymaker Item and they will get the Babymaker Curse, which nulls all of their Victory Decisions to be replaced by choosing only to spread the Babymaker Curse to others.
2. CRIPPLED HEART CURSE – All of the victim’s Superpowers are disabled for the next battle and they will be unable to attack for the first five turns. If they fail to win their next battle, there is a 50% chance they will be devolved twice (determined before the winner makes their Victory Decision). If the Crippled Heart Curse devolves the victim into an egg before the winner’s Victory Decision can be made, the option to devolve the opponent is replaced with the option to add one additional Pokémon lineup stage to the winner’s roster.
3. FATAL FLAW CURSE – During the next battle, if the victim does so much as perform one attack that results in reflected damage hitting back at them (Not Very Effective, No Effect), they will be instantly defeated for their incompetence. If they fail to win their next battle, there is a 50% chance they will be devolved twice (determined before the winner makes their Victory Decision). If the Fatal Flaw Curse devolves the victim into an egg before the winner’s Victory Decision can be made, the option to devolve the opponent is replaced with the option to add one additional Pokémon lineup stage to the winner’s roster.
4. CURSE OF THE WRETCH – If the opponent is wearing a Mighty Shield and/or Second Wind, those shields will be destroyed and they will be devolved one stage. If they are not, then they will be devolved twice, up to being egged.
5. DOUR BLIGHT CURSE – For the next battle, the inflicted victim will have -2HP, their Super-Effective strikes deal 1HP less damage, and one of the Superpowers they own will be randomly decided to benefit their adversary instead. If their adversary already has the same Superpower, then they will temporarily benefit from having the next level up for the duration of the battle. If the cursed victim fails to win their next battle, there is a 50% chance they will be devolved twice (determined before the winner makes their Victory Decision). If the Dour Blight Curse devolves the victim into an egg before the winner’s Victory Decision can be made, the option to devolve the opponent is replaced with the option to add one additional Pokémon lineup stage to the winner’s roster.
6. DEADWEIGHT CURSE – The victim, helpless as they are, will pull another contestant into a battle with them for the next season (randomly decided, will not be you), and during that battle the Deadweight Curse victim will do absolutely nothing as their partner will be forced to battle on their behalf and carry them through the entire battle. Meanwhile, the Deadweight victim and their partner will be pulled into a 2 vs 2 duel with two other contestants, decided at random (can be you). Whoever survives this battle will each get a Victory Decision (this counts as a Dueling state). If the Deck drops, it will be randomly decided among the victors who gets to decide what to do with it.
INSIDIOUS NETHERWORLD WHEEL – You can decide to throw your defeated opponent into a horrendous Wheel of my own, dark creation. It serves them right for their failure, but I will only allow you to use it once as it is my own and I allow only a privileged few to access it. And it looks like this, comprised of the most pathetic and most disliked Pokémon ever to defile the world with their incongruous existence along with dismal themes and usertitles that suit the humiliating nature of these woeful caricatures.

CLOVER THE NINETALES RANDOMIZER WHEELS

Spoiler:

Do not disappoint me, or else the worst days of your past will seem like the best days of your future.

**Clover the Ninetales** · 12-22-2021, 04:11 AM

Do not fail me...

SEASON 19

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS CINCCINO

SUPERPOWERS:

SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED, CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED DUELING NOBLEJANOBII SEASON 19
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BELLE PIKACHU

SUPERPOWERS:

SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED, CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MEGA MAWILE

SUPERPOWERS:

COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD DUELING NEO EMOLGA SEASON 19
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS POP STAR PIKACHU

SUPERPOWERS:

FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 C0L0R3D: AS DUSTOX

SUPERPOWERS:

WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS BELLE PIKACHU

SUPERPOWERS:

WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS GALARIAN MR. MIME

SUPERPOWERS:

YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS DRAKLOAK

SUPERPOWERS:

COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

MACGYVER ITEM AWARDS
NEO EMOLGA [Level 2] - Just Desserts (Moved to Item Dump due to lack of inventory space)
CHAKRAMASTER [Level 1] - Wheelie (Moved to Item Dump due to lack of inventory space)
SHRUIKAN [Level 1] - Cheaty Cookie
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON [Level 1] - Wheelie

**Shruikan** · 12-22-2021, 01:31 PM

Ok, with the potential curse in mind, I'll buy another Dueling Glove, and set it up for Me vs C0L0R3D.

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