ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Clover the Ninetales]

Ok, with the potential curse in mind, I'll buy another Dueling Glove, and set it up for Me vs C0L0R3D.

As you wish.

MacGyver Use Check (25%) - 1/100 Preserved.

[Clover the Ninetales]

Some of you will find pain is an excellent teacher. The rest of you will be expelled by it.

MASTER RNG, invoking the dark spirits within, pulls in…

NEO EMOLGA as Cinccino and NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile to the arena.
@Neo Emolga @Noblejanobii

NEO EMOLGA (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED, CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED DUELING NOBLEJANOBII SEASON 19

VS

NOBLEJANOBII (HP: 4)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD DUELING NEO EMOLGA SEASON 19

The ANCIENT COIN OF ADVERSITY has declared NEO EMOLGA draws first blood.

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA initiates the battle with Baddy Bad. But he remains ignorant of its ways.
NEO EMOLGA uses Leech Seed. But he cannot grasp the means to produce it.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Ooze. IT DEALS A MERCILESS BLOW TO NEO EMOLGA. (1/5)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Light Screen. But her lack of knowledge fails her.

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Helping Hand. IT IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO’S CHEATY COOKIE SEVERS THE FABRIC OF REALTY’S LAWS TO INFLICT A SAVAGE BLOW AGAINST NOBLEJANOBII. (1/4)
NEO EMOLGA uses Bloom Doom. IT IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO’S CHEATY COOKIE CUTS THROUGH ITS LIMITATIONS TO STRIKE A MERCILESS BLOW AGAINST NOBLEJANOBII. (2/4)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Splishy Splash. But she decides she is above such immaturity.
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Terror. But she has been unable to align her spirit with the calling of darkness.

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Rage Powder. But he lacks the reagents and alchemy expertise for it.
NEO EMOLGA uses Captivate. IT IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO’S CHEATY COOKIE TEARS THROUGH THE NETHER TO INFLICT A GRIEVOUS BLOW AGAINST NOBLEJANOBII. (3/4)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Play Nice. But she knows to be victorious requires her to be ruthless.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mat Block. But she lacks the focus to make it possible.

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Shell Smash. But his attempt fails due to his lack of understanding.
NEO EMOLGA uses Swallow. But he finds himself unable to perform such an action.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Heal Bell. But she fails the comprehend the power needed for it.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sparkly Swirl. But her ignorance does not serve her well in this regard.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Flash Cannon. But he cannot comprehend the power of this attack.
NEO EMOLGA uses Origin Pulse. But he cannot focus his attention for it.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Overdrive. But she fails to grasp the knowledge needed for it.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Headbutt. IT INFLICTS A CRIPPLING BLOW AGAINST NEO EMOLGA. (2/5)

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Outrage. But his spirit cannot align with the forces required for its use.
NEO EMOLGA uses Continental Crush. IT IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO’S CHEATY COOKIE CUTS THROUGH THE DIMENSIONAL BARRIER TO DEAL A FINAL MORTAL BLOW TO NOBLEJANOBII. (4/4)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (53/100) – Did not appear…

And thus, the mantle of victory is yours. You have earned your 1 EXP and your decision.

• Devolve Noblejanobii into Mawile.
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals.
• Inflict a Curse on Noblejanobii.

Make your decision and do not keep me waiting.

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah, we can try a Curse, let's see how that goes.

In the meantime, I'm going to Prime my last set of Brass Balls and I'll pick up the Just Desserts from the Item Dump to add back into my inventory.

[Shruikan]

Ahh, I just realised that since I used a Dueling Glove to set up the Neo Vs Noble battle, it would still have been in my inventory when I bought the second one, but along with the Macgyver Cheaty Cookie I wouldn't have enough room to buy the second one without discarding something. So just assume I'd have discarded the Cheaty Cookie before using the second set of Dueling Gloves.

[Clover the Ninetales]

Yeah, we can try a Curse, let's see how that goes.

In the meantime, I'm going to Prime my last set of Brass Balls and I'll pick up the Just Desserts from the Item Dump to add back into my inventory.

If you so desire.

MacGyver Use Check Level 2 (50%) 87/100 – Gets used up.

Spoiler:

1. BABYMAKER CURSE – It will be as if they had drawn the 30th card from the Deck of Many Zings. The defeated opponent’s active lineup will be replaced with a baby Pokémon from the Babymaker Item and they will get the Babymaker Curse, which nulls all of their Victory Decisions to be replaced by choosing only to spread the Babymaker Curse to others.
2. CRIPPLED HEART CURSE – All of the victim’s Superpowers are disabled for the next battle and they will be unable to attack for the first five turns. If they fail to win their next battle, there is a 50% chance they will be devolved twice (determined before the winner makes their Victory Decision). If the Crippled Heart Curse devolves the victim into an egg before the winner’s Victory Decision can be made, the option to devolve the opponent is replaced with the option to add one additional Pokémon lineup stage to the winner’s roster.
3. FATAL FLAW CURSE – During the next battle, if the victim does so much as perform one attack that results in reflected damage hitting back at them (Not Very Effective, No Effect), they will be instantly defeated for their incompetence. If they fail to win their next battle, there is a 50% chance they will be devolved twice (determined before the winner makes their Victory Decision). If the Fatal Flaw Curse devolves the victim into an egg before the winner’s Victory Decision can be made, the option to devolve the opponent is replaced with the option to add one additional Pokémon lineup stage to the winner’s roster.
4. CURSE OF THE WRETCH – If the opponent is wearing a Mighty Shield and/or Second Wind, those shields will be destroyed and they will be devolved one stage. If they are not, then they will be devolved twice, up to being egged.
5. DOUR BLIGHT CURSE – For the next battle, the inflicted victim will have -2HP, their Super-Effective strikes deal 1HP less damage, and one of the Superpowers they own will be randomly decided to benefit their adversary instead. If their adversary already has the same Superpower, then they will temporarily benefit from having the next level up for the duration of the battle. If the cursed victim fails to win their next battle, there is a 50% chance they will be devolved twice (determined before the winner makes their Victory Decision). If the Dour Blight Curse devolves the victim into an egg before the winner’s Victory Decision can be made, the option to devolve the opponent is replaced with the option to add one additional Pokémon lineup stage to the winner’s roster.
6. DEADWEIGHT CURSE – The victim, helpless as they are, will pull another contestant into a battle with them for the next season (randomly decided, will not be you), and during that battle the Deadweight Curse victim will do absolutely nothing as their partner will be forced to battle on their behalf and carry them through the entire battle. Meanwhile, the Deadweight victim and their partner will be pulled into a 2 vs 2 duel with two other contestants, decided at random (can be you). Whoever survives this battle will each get a Victory Decision (this counts as a Dueling state). If the Deck drops, it will be randomly decided among the victors who gets to decide what to do with it.

The dark nether plane is called upon and the curse laid upon Noblejanobii is…

#4 CURSE OF THE WRETCH
If the opponent is wearing a Mighty Shield and/or Second Wind, those shields will be destroyed and they will be devolved one stage. If they are not, then they will be devolved twice, up to being egged.

And so it is done.

[Clover the Ninetales]

Ahh, I just realised that since I used a Dueling Glove to set up the Neo Vs Noble battle, it would still have been in my inventory when I bought the second one, but along with the Macgyver Cheaty Cookie I wouldn't have enough room to buy the second one without discarding something. So just assume I'd have discarded the Cheaty Cookie before using the second set of Dueling Gloves.

Hmph, that fool Pop Star Pikachu neglected that as I should have expected from her.

I have resolved her woeful incompetence and have added the Cheaty Cookie back into your inventory as well as prepared your second set of Dueling Gloves for your confrontation with C0L0R3D. Since the duel between Neo and Noble has been resolved, the first set of gloves has been removed.

[Noblejanobii]

Not the worst curse all things considered.

In the mean time, I'm going to put my Mighty Shield on my Mimikyu backup lineup. Definitely want to protect that line.

[C0L0R3D]

Well, that Pikachu was right while she was still here. This IS the least painful outcome, and I personally don’t think Dustox is that bad anyways. But now we’ve got a Ninetales right outta the netherworld? I mean, this is equally cool of course.

[Clover the Ninetales]

Not the worst curse all things considered.

In the mean time, I'm going to put my Mighty Shield on my Mimikyu backup lineup. Definitely want to protect that line.

It will be done.

Well, that Pikachu was right while she was still here. This IS the least painful outcome, and I personally don’t think Dustox is that bad anyways. But now we’ve got a Ninetales right outta the netherworld? I mean, this is equally cool of course.

Is that where you think I am from?

Go on, try to pretend like you understand my true nature.

[Shruikan]

Y'know, I think I'll use my Mysterious Halo to summon a Mew as my guardian angel too.