Consider me your dark messenger. The one that takes away rather than gives.
I will be the last host before Arceus, and I will only host for Season 29 until you stand before Arceus of the Apocalypse. And as a warning, losing while Arceus is host is the ultimate end regardless of whatever you have. Consider me your last chance before you go up the ultimate trial tournament to the very end and who can stand undefeated. After me, there are no second chances, though you would do well not to fail before me either. That has its own consequences.
DARK JIRACHI FEATURES
- STRIPPED (PASSIVE EFFECT) – Losing a battle during this season is dire. If you fall to your opponent, you will lose the following:
- An entire backup lineup
- An entire Superpower (All Levels). If you lose Compensator, you must pay back all stages you were given for each level you had. (losing level 3 means you pay back 12 stages, losing level 2 means you pay back 7, and losing level 1 means you pay back 3 stages, decided randomly among backup stages first before taking away active lineup stages). If you cannot pay back these stages, you are eliminated entirely.
- All Coins and EXP
- SACRIFICE – All legendary/mythic/ultra beast Pokémon will be unable to use items.
- CLEANSING – All Second Wind and Mighty Shields have been purged. You will be unable to use or buy these items again for the rest of DBR2, and they will not be given for MacGyver item awards.
That will be all.
And then there was nothing.
SEASON 29
#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS MEW
SUPERPOWERS:
- SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
- YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
- FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
- MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!
#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PICHU
SUPERPOWERS:
- SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
- YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
- DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
- MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
- FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE, BRASS BALLS, MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!
#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS SNIVY
SUPERPOWERS:
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
- SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
- YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
- FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
- MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] - Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
- WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1 - ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATIE COOKIE, MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: UP FIRST NEXT SEASON!
#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS SNOM
SUPERPOWERS:
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!
#5 C0L0R3D: AS ALTARIA
SUPERPOWERS:
- WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] - Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
- FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
- SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
- YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!
#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS MIME JR.
SUPERPOWERS:
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
- MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
- RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
- YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!
- FRENZY [LEVEL 2] - During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!
#7 ARNISD: AS DURALUDON
SUPERPOWERS:
- YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
- FRENZY [LEVEL 3] – During battles, you attack three times for the first 20 turns! Go nuts!
- SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
- MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!
MacGyver Item Awards.
Neo Emolga [Level 3] – Brass Balls
Chakramaster [Level 3] – Mysterious Halo
Noblejanobii [Level 1] – Cheaty Cookie (Moved to the Dump)
Voltaire Magneton [Level 1] – Metamorphosis
Arnisd [Level 1] – Metamorphosis (Moved to the Dump)
Beware, the end is at hand.
MASTER RNG, eyes fully shut, pulls in…
NOBLEJANOBII as Snivy and NEO EMOLGA as Mew to the battlegrounds.
@Noblejanobii @Neo Emolga
NOBLEJANOBII (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
- SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
- YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
- FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
- MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] - Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
- WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1 - ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATIE COOKIE, MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED
VS.
NEO EMOLGA (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:
- SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
- YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
- FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
- MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
The BLACKENED COIN OF FORGOTTEN FATES says NOBLEJANOBII strikes first.
TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII and her familiar Mew begin the trial with Iron Head! NOBLEJANBOII stands idle while MEW STRIKES NEO EMOLGA. (1/5)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dragon Rush. But she does not know this.
NEO EMOLGA uses Struggle. IT STRIKES NOBLEJANOBII. (1/5)
NEO EMOLGA uses Vacuum Wave. IT STRIKES NOBLEJANOBII. (2/5)
TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII and her familiar Mew use Freezy Frost. But they do not know this.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Fury Cutter. But she doesn’t not know this.
NEO EMOLGA uses Psycho Cut. IT STRIKES NOBLEJANOBII. (3/5)
NEO EMOLGA uses U-turn. IT IS SUPER-EFFECTIVE AGAINST NOBLEJANOBII. (6/5)
DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (4/100) – Appears.
You have won, Neo. Make your selection now.
STRIPPED ACTIVE
- Devolve and egg Noblejanobii.
- Devolve and egg yourself for Evolution Crystals.
- Wheel yourself or Noble using your Wheelie.
And…
Do you draw from the Deck of Many Zings, or do you pass it over to Noblejanobii?
Do what you must.
Yeeesh, Mew is nuts. @.@
I will devolve Noble and then draw from the deck.
Very well.
STRIPPED RESULTS
Backup Lineup:
#1 Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff (3)
#2 Mimikyu (2)
#3 Impidimp > Morgrem > Grimmsnarl (3)
#1 was rolled. The Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff (3) lineup is gone.
Superpower:
- COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
- SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
- FRENZY [LEVEL 2] - During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
- YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
- MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
- WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
#4 was rolled. Yes I Lift, Bro is gone.
Assets:
All Coins and EXP are gone.
Your Deck Draw is as follows:
#23 The Trump Card - You get the Trump Card item! You can Prime this item and if you lose a battle while it’s Primed, you decide the Victory Decision for the winner!
Oh, so the literal apocalypse is soon to be among us. That's...news.
Anyways, I'll grab a Cheaty Cookie from the dump and prime it as well as buy and prime some Brass Balls.
Avatar(s) and banner(s) made by the excellent Neo Emolga for DBR V2!
Using my 8 coins to upgrade Frenzy to Level 3 (while I still have the coins left lol)
Bookmarks