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MASTER RNG, washing his laundry with honey as detergent, pulls in...

ARNISD as Primarina and NOBLEJANOBII as Togekiss to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Noblejanobii

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJNAOBII
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND

The CLINGY COIN OF SPIRITUAL AND MYSTICAL CARS AND MOTORCYCLES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!


TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII starts things up with Grav Apple! But they didn’t have those in the grocery store!
ARNISD uses G-Max Terror! But he’s saving that one for Halloween night!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grassy Glide! But she doesn’t want to ruin her lawn!
ARNISD uses Oceanic Operetta! It results in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3) (what were the chances a Primarina exclusive move gets rolled!? xD)

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Flash Cannon! But she blows up her camera doing that!
ARNISD uses Assist! But he’s confident he can do it all by himself!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Purify! She runs some tap water through a pitcher filter!
ARNISD uses Fell Stinger! But he checked his butt and just doesn’t have one!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Rapid Flow! But she doesn’t want her basement to get flooded!
ARNISD uses Heal Block! But his Rubik Cube doesn’t make the pain go away!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Acid Armor! But that kind of protection just seems a bit disgusting.
ARNISD uses Head Charge! But plugging his head into an outlet seems like a bad idea!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Volt Tackle! But charging into a lightning bolt seems dangerous!
ARNISD uses Lava Plume! But tossing Mentos and diet cola into a volcano doesn’t quite do what he was hoping it would.

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Phantasm! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)
ARNISD uses Weather Ball! It results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hold Back! But no, she wants to go for the gusto!
ARNISD uses First Impression! It’s too late, we’re already on Turn 9!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ice Fang! She bites into the ice cube drawer in her freezer!
ARNISD uses Tackle! But he’d rather not go for a rough and tumble.

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bone Rush! But all it wants to do is just lay there!
ARNISD uses Leaf Storm! But he doesn’t want to have to rake it all up again!

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Centiferno! But it just boggles her mind out.
ARNISD uses Chatter! But that got him kicked out of the library last time!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Psybeam! But it gives her a headache just trying to imagine it!
ARNISD uses Rock Tomb! Sadly, he lays his bass guitar to rest.

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Flatter! But now she can’t drive until she fixes that tire!
ARNISD uses Max Geyser! It results in the 3rd and final strike on NOBLEJANOBII! (3/3)





DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (45/100) – Did not appear.

You got it, arnisd! And you got 1 EXP to enjoy!

You get your delicious selection of…

  • Break Noblejanobii’s Second Wind!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
  • Or Wheel yourself!


How do you do your groovy barbecue!?