Choose how you cruise!


MASTER RNG, mixing peanut butter and cherries together, pulls in...

SLICKSLACK as Palpitoad and SHRUIKAN as Mightyena to the battlefield!
@SlickSlack @Shruikan

SLICKSLACK
SUPERPOWERS:
[b]WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

SHRUIKAN
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND

The PLUCKY COIN OF RUNNING AROUND WITH YOUR PANTS ON FIRE has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN begins with Gear Up! But putting more gears in his watch doesn’t seem to help things!
SLICKSLACK uses Coil! She takes the spring out of her ballpoint pen!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Leaf Tornado! But his leaf blower is out of fuel!
SLICKSLACK uses Hurricane! She sprays water from her hose into a desk fan!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Trick Room! It ends up fooling him, too!
SLICKSLACK uses Leer! She flashes a photogenic smile!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Zing Zap! But it just makes his wall outlet pop.
SLICKSLACK uses Purify! She pours some tap water into a filtration pitcher!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Gold Rush! But he just ends up lost in California!
SLICKSLACK uses Razor Wind! But she finds it ineffective as a shaving substitute.

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt! But his electric bill tells him no.
SLICKSLACK uses Heal Pulse! But taking a stethoscope to a bandage doesn’t seem to work.

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Guillotine! But he finds out the French Revolution ended a while ago!
SLICKSLACK uses Frost Breath! But chewing lots of peppermint gum doesn’t quite generate the same effective!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Psycho Boost! He plays Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho in triple speed!
SLICKSLACK uses Sludge Wave! It results in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Court Change! But his lawyer tells him he doesn’t have the authority to do that.
SLICKSLACK uses Imprison! But her cage simply isn’t large enough!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Nature Power! But nature’s feeling lazy and unmotivated today.
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Rapid Flow! But that caused a flood in her basement last time!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Parting Shot! But he doesn’t want to say goodbye!
SLICKSLACK uses Power Trip! She stumbles over her extension cord!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Tackle! It results in the 1st strike against SLICKSLACK! (1/3)
SLICKSLACK uses Uproar! It results in the 2nd strike against SHRUIKAN! (2/3)

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Charge Beam! But he decides to turn down the laser rifle that requires payment from his credit card.
SLICKSLACK uses Eternabeam! But it ends up just blowing up her microwave and her frozen dinner.

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Extreme Speed! But he sees cops hiding in a speed trap over there.
SLICKSLACK uses Power Trick! She flicks the lights on and off really fast!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Boomburst! He successfully blows up his subwoofer!
SLICKSLACK uses Skitter Smack! This time it’s the fly that wacks her with the fly swatter!

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN uses U-turn! But he’s got no where for his car to turn around!
SLICKSLACK uses Shadow Force! But the shadows are feeling lazy and don’t want to move.

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN uses Defend Order! He justifies his selections at the drive-thru!
SLICKSLACK uses Nasty Plot! But that would get her landed on Santa’s naughty list.

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN uses Phantom Force! Nope, turns out the phantoms are feeling lazy and unmotivated, too.
SLICKSLACK uses Captivate! She tries to cast a magic voodoo spell!

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN uses Echoed Voice! But the only reply he hears back is “no.”
SLICKSLACK uses Sleep Talk! It results in the 3rd and final strike on SHRUIKAN! (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (39/100) – Did not appear.

Bang bang, you claim victory and +1 EXP, Slick!

And your options for this lovely day include…

  • Break Shruikan’s Second Wind!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
  • Or use an Evolution Crystal to evolve back to Seismitoad!


How are you going to rock this party!?