Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy!?


MASTER RNG, chasing after college mascots with a tennis racket, pulls in...

SLICKSLACK as Palpitoad and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Quagsire to the battlefield!
@SlickSlack @Voltaire Magneton

SLICKSLACK
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

The CHOCOLATE COIN OF RAMPAGING IPHONEZ has declared SLICKSLACK strikes first!


TURN 1
SLICKSLACK starts things up with G-Max Smite! But she ends up ruining her barbecue grill doing that!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Shell Smash! Now everyone has to go to Exxon to get their gas!

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses Poison Fang! But then she would be afraid of biting her own lip!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Apple Acid! Turns out it was actually caramel, but at least now it’s delicious!

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK uses Meteor Beam! But her plasma rifle doesn’t have that setting!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fiery Wrath! But then he runs away from his own firecracker fiasco!

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK uses Rock Blast! She blows up her bass guitar and stereo system!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Leaf Storm! But his leaf blower needs more gas!

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses Stun Spore! But it really just ends up being cotton candy!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Slam! It results in the 1st strike against SLICKSLACK! (1/3)

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Finale! But she’s barely gotten started!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Wonder Room! But he couldn’t find a good interior decorator!

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Chatter! But that got her kicked out of the movie theater!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Aura Wheel! But he’s not sure that’s good for his car.

TURN 8
SLICKSLACK uses Breakneck Blitz! But that might become a pain in the neck!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bullet Punch! He gives a 9mm round a good wallop!

TURN 9
SLICKSLACK uses Natural Gift! But she thinks a twig from the forest doesn’t make for a great present.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Smart Strike! BuT he’S feELiNG a liL’ dooFy today.

TURN 10
SLICKSLACK uses Hone Claws! Well she would if she had some!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mirror Shot! He shoots his mirror with a shotgun!

TURN 11
SLICKSLACK uses Round! It results in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Zippy Zap! He stuffs a zipper into a wall socket!

TURN 12
SLICKSLACK uses Psychic! But it just ends up being her imagination!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sandstorm! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (2/3)

TURN 13
SLICKSLACK uses Steel Beam! But she still needs many more to build her own skyscraper!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Kinesis! But he decides to just bend the spoon with his hands!

TURN 14
SLICKSLACK uses Needle Arm! But she decides no acupuncture today.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flare Blitz! He ruins his dinner and now has to call for pizza!

TURN 15
SLICKSLACK uses Earth Power! It results in the 3rd and final strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (70/100) – Did not appear.

Bang, that’s how you do it! You get 1 EXP and on top of that, you get to pick a Victory Decision! Here are your lovely choices!

  • Devolve Voltaire into a cute lil’ Wooper!
  • Use an Evolution Crystal to become Seismitoad!
  • Or devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!


Decisions, decisions!