ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[C0L0R3D]

Dangit, plucked up against a fellow Shielder. Anyhow, I’ll be thanking Sandstorm for existing and being rolled while I devolve Volitaire to a Wooper. Totally would have wheeled you if I could have, just saying.

[Neo Emolga]

Dangit, plucked up against a fellow Shielder. Anyhow, I’ll be thanking Sandstorm for existing and being rolled while I devolve Volitaire to a Wooper. Totally would have wheeled you if I could have, just saying.

You got it, Wooper is a go!

Maybe next time you'll get to Wheel him!

[Neo Emolga]

Shake it!

MASTER RNG, leading the charge against zombie clowns, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Minccino and NEO EMOLGA as Lugia to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The FLOPPY COIN OF DAZZLING HAPPY PANCAKES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

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TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts things up with Searing Shot! But she doesn’t want to bake her M16 before firing it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Play Nice! But she’d rather be naughty!
NEO EMOLGA uses Light Screen! It results in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heat Crash! She pushes her radiator to go flying into a wall!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bounce! She sends a rubber ball flying into space!
NEO EMOLGA uses Leech Seed! But they didn’t have any in the Home Depot gardening section!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Whip! She lashes out with her extension cord!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder Cage! But she can’t find an outlet to plug it into!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Steelspike! It results in the 2nd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Endure! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Guillotine! But she realizes the French Revolution ended a while ago!
NEO EMOLGA uses Flail! But he just shakes his booty about.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rapid Spin! She whirls herself silly on a merry-go-round!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Solar Blade! But she doesn’t want to go up to the sun to get it!
NEO EMOLGA uses Dual Wingbeat! It results in the 3rd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (83/100) – Did not appear.

Yeah, Lugia has a heck of a movepool. :P

Well, I’ve already Wheeled you and I’m definitely not devolving and egging myself, so it’ll have to be a devolve and egg on you. But hey, you’ll come back as Centiskorch next season!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Dangit, plucked up against a fellow Shielder. Anyhow, I’ll be thanking Sandstorm for existing and being rolled while I devolve Volitaire to a Wooper. Totally would have wheeled you if I could have, just saying.

While I love Wheeling, I have to take the defensive, plus Wooper's a cutie, so thanks! ;)