It’s Thanksgivin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g, the day of glutto͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤny and devourin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g your sacrifice̎̑͂̓̚!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, ma̪̯̼ki̗͆ng ̭̋ͬͅm̋ͭ͆eͯ̌̍a͓̱̙t ͓͈͓̿ͯ͆p̲̖̪ͭͪͦuppe̤ͅt͊s̟̙̔̄ ̺̼̮̔ͫ̀oͧͮ̅f̯ th͖̓e͓̱̼ un̅ͫdͩ̈́eͥ̋̑aḏͫ, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pikachu an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SHRUIKAN as Dree̎̑͂̓̚py to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Chakramaster @Shruikan

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not ve̎̑͂̓̚ry effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of sto͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤpping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have̎̑͂̓̚ a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 addition͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛al Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourse̎̑͂̓̚lf as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at o͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤnce, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charman͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛der straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED / CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED / SECOND WIND

The I̿ͪN̮̦SIͭ̓Ḍ̹̰I̊̾O̗̖ͮ̈USͯͩ ̻͔̉ͮC̐OIN ̣̬OF͍̜ ̝̜D̻̜͒͆EFͯͅILED̞ ͂DECÂ̮͔̥̓ͥY has declare̻̅͞d SHRUIKAN strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN begins the an͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛archy with Jump Kick! But he just ends up missing and snapping a Swanna’s neck in the proce̎̑͂̓̚ss.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dragon Asce̎̑͂̓̚nt! But filling a Dratin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛i with too much hot air just makes it explode.

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Thunder! But no o͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤne is fooled by his idiotic firecrackers.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mirror Move! He reangles the reflecte̎̑͂̓̚d sunlight to fry some ants with it!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Obstruct! He barricade̎̑͂̓̚s the evacuation͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ routes!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Steelsurge! He tips over the smelter to make molten͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ steel go all over the steel mill!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Odor Sleuth! But he’s pre̎̑͂̓̚tty sure that’s just death and decay he smells.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tar Shot! He dumps a Caterpie in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to a tar pit and fires a ro͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤcket into it!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Soft-Boile̎̑͂̓̚d! But in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛stead he overcooks the Exeggcute and turns them into goo!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Light That Burns the Sky! But instead he only causes pe̎̑͂̓̚rpetual darkn͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ess to blot out the sun!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Block! He barricade̎̑͂̓̚s the exits before committin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g arson!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Po͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤwer Trick! Except it fails and he just ends up zapping a Weedle to death.

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Super Fan͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g! Except instead of just biting, he complete̎̑͂̓̚ly eats that Ratatta’s head entirely.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Toxic Spike̎̑͂̓̚s! He dips a cactus in arsen͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ic and clubs a helpless Psyduck with it!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Steam Eruption͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛! And that causes an e̎̑͂̓̚xplosion that up and murders everyone in a 50ft blast radius.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Co͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤnversion 2! And he convince̎̑͂̓̚s two others to join his cult!

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Rapid Flow! He blows up the dam and treats the village below to a lot o͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤf fresh water!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Blast! He wraps a Geodude̎̑͂̓̚ with dyn͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛amite and blows him up into pieces!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Malicious Moon͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛sault! Except he misses and sends the moo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤn flying into Los Angeles!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Recycle! He harve̎̑͂̓̚sts the bon͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛es of his fallen enemies and turns them into weapons!

Gentlemen, you think this is fun͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ny? Guess what!?
A̅GL̻̳͋͂O̭̪̣ͧ̓͐ME̫͓̺͆ͧ͆ ̮̹OE͖͈N̰̺̞͑͐ͯ ̘͈B̮Ŕ͎͍ͣ͊ͅU̻̘̔̏TAL̜̝LỲ͖̰̓ ͕ͤṠ̅TͪR̃͛́Ỉ̭͚ͪK͓̝͖͆͌̾ES̰̅ ̠͓SH̎R̽U̜̯̿̾I͍͔̭ͨ̄̐KAN̩̽ ̯͎(̝1/̬̟̂̾4̀) ̣̃AN͉̭̬ͩ̈́ͦD̝̱̭̊͗ͪ C͑HA͍̤̞͐ͦ͆K͕̜R̀̿͆A͔̜ͫ̄MA̗ͩS̞T̤̝͉ͦͭ̎E̻͊R̩ͤ (̓ͮ͂1͌̊/4̳̭͈)̞ͥ ̦̗̭F̤̺̽̓O̞͍̩ͭͥ̇Ř͈̰͂ ͮ̆1ͩ̈H̠͎͓̒̆̌P̥ͮ Ȯ̗̯͍́̂F̺̟̫̀ͣ̈ ͣ̆ͨE̳̣ͅX̳CE̬͎̾ͬS̺͌SIVE̮̜ͭ̐ L̳AC̭̠̍́È͈͎̱͐̂RAT͖̅Ḯ̚ON̰̼̓ͯ ̜̃D̫A͈ͫM̝̹̈́̏A͎͈͚G͐ͬ̎E̤̙̺̊̋͛!ͫ͒̄
Look who’s laughin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g now!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Sparkly Swirl! He dumps a Swirlix and a jar of glitter in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to the toilet and flushes them all down!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bullet Punch! But he finds using his trusty Barret M95 se̎̑͂̓̚ems to work better than smackin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g his 50 caliber rounds!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Magma Storm! And whate̎̑͂̓̚ver is left of Californ͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ia is now on fire again!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Chi Strike! But somethin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g seems off when he makes a Mr Mime’s head explode in the pro͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤcess.

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Secre̎̑͂̓̚t Sword! But he’d rather reso͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤrt to using his hidden͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ nuclear stockpile instead.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Protect! IT HAS NO EFFECT…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 17/100 – B̗UT̚ H̞̜ͩ̄Ë̙̺̟̓̆ RẸ͕AL̳̰̋ͫȊ͓̯̇ZES̐ͣ̍ JU͖̰͊̑S͇T ̓̚Hͦͫ̔O̞̣̔̊W̫̯ ̣̮̀ͯI̳͍NS̳͚̼͋̄̔Ǎ̪NE͚ͭLY ̳͚͍̇͌̚S̉ͭ̾TỦ̂P̿I̱͌D ͖͉̮̓͆̿TH̲̦̤ͨ̈́ͥÄ̝̰̱́̾ͯT W̼̞ͬ͒Õ̱͕̲̃̾U͆͐L̲͖̙D̯ ̜̯̺B͖̤͂̋E ͈̱͈͂͂̍AN̦̤̍̚D ̬͗STͥ̓Ȏ̝̫͚ͣ͆P̳S HͩI͇̊M͔͚ͅS̩̬ELF̲͓̠̾͑͗!̰̞͗͋

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Dynamax Cannon! Exce̎̑͂̓̚pt he gets the in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛structions wrong and causes a nuclear explo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤsion instead!
CHAKRAMASTER uses False Surren͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛der! And now he has the e̎̑͂̓̚nmity of the entire Genova Convention!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Diamo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤnd Storm! And now that puts him in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to extreme crippling debt!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shift Ge̎̑͂̓̚ar! Except that causes him to crash his truck in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to a tree!

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN uses Electro Ball! And suddenly everyon͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛e on the volleyball court hate̎̑͂̓̚s his guts for that trick!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Psystrike! But he messes it up and makes a Magmar’s head explo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤde.

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN uses Encore! Except everyone thinks his karaoke singin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g is horrible and begs him to stop!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Toxic Spike̎̑͂̓̚s! And he clubs yet an͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛other victim with his po͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤisoned cactus!

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN uses Metal Claw! Except he hits a chalkbo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤard and n͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ow everyone hates him.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Cotton Guard! Exce̎̑͂̓̚pt him using a stuffed plushie as a shield makes him look like an idiot.

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN uses Metal So͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤund! But after that last ear-rippin͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛g debacle, everyone begs for him to stop with the noises.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flame̎̑͂̓̚ Burst! And Californ͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ia is even mo͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤre incinerated!

TURN 20
SHRUIKAN uses Toxic! But he was scamme̎̑͂̓̚d and ended up with a jar of urine in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛stead.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Genesis Supern͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ova! And that’s half a galaxy that gets fried right there.

Holy crap, welcome̎̑͂̓̚ to reality, you who seem to have been on͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛ly born yesterday!
A͚̒GL̇͗̐O͔ͯM̙̱̩̃̈́̂Ḛ͇̇̍ Ŏ̤EN ̭͒B̆ͬR͖͛UT͑̈͗A̟ͥL̉̒̚LỴ͖̰͐̓̑ ̙SͨͣT̲R̲͉ͪ̓I̬̩̳K̠E͚͆S͍̬̫͗̐́ ̬̩̰̆ͬ́Sͫ̄͂HRU͚IK̤AN̻̓ ̘FÓ̝R͖͎̫̍̓̑ ̘͈1HP̹ ̜̖ͥ͂O̺̝̩F B͈̻͇̈́ͭͩLŰNT̞ FÖ͔̻̗͛͗RCE̗͖̳ ̲͍̦͆̾̀T̰R͈A̤U̺MA ̱̳̩ͫ̈͂ḎA̲̳ͪ̅MA̲̱GE̫͛! (2/4)
Don’t test me, I actually en͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛joy doing this!

TURN 21
SHRUIKAN uses Lucky Chant! But in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛stead it’s the curse o͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤf pestilence he causes!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Swagger! IT HAS NO EFFECT…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 90/100 – B͉̻̣̾͒͐UṬ͈͗̒ ̖͔͗̇H͚̺ͬͨE̎ͮ͊ U͕͕̘T̞͎̊̈́TE̯͊RL̫̮͊̓Y̙̗̥̋̉̇ ͇ͅF̠̥͈̎͊̉OŔ̳͇̭̓̿Ǵ̋ET̘̻̓̒Ṣ̈ ͍̘̭ͭ̋̔A̲͖ͭ̓NĎ̟ Ḅ̦̼R͐̍I̙͓N̈́GS̜̟̍̂ ̗͚̻̓̆ͬAG͌͗O̅ͧ̍N̲̜̖IͬZ̙͓̫I͕̲̲̔̒̌NG M̫̖̺͆ͪ͌E̊N̰̙̪̉͐͗T̫ͯAL ͨ̎ͬSH͕̥̮͆͂͌Â̲M̞̩̳E̼̳̐͒̏ͅ ̗AND Ḥ̟̽ͭU̪̝ͧ͋MI̩̣LḀȚͭỈ̬ŎN̪̯̼̒͗͐ ON H̪̦͕̋̍͆I̳̹̼ͨ̍̆M̱͐SE̘ͮL̐ͫ̊F͛̓ͭ ̓̌ͯǍ̻̯̝͒ͤND͕̮͍̽̎̚ ̳͓̪̇ͮ̑HĪ̹̘͚̿̍S̭̔ ͖̓F̜̩͖AMI̱ͧL͈̻͙̃ͤͩẎ̮͈͈ͤ͊’͍̥ͣ̊S̝̩͇̃̅͆ ̘͉ͭͭN̰̫̟ͨ̌ͤAME̗ͤ ̦ͮF̰̞͕͆̃ͨOR̿̈́ ̞ͧG̹ͫE̫̋N͚̯̝Ě̪R̈ͥͣA̲̬T͚̜̫͑̾̃I̞͕ONS T̗͗O Ċ̣͕̂O͊͆ͮME̪͔!̊ͩ́ (4/4)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (52/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Saying that was a hot me̎̑͂̓̚ss is an un͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛derstatement! Here, take your 1 EXP and choose̎̑͂̓̚!

  • Dȅͫvolve Chakra in͓̮̳̬̋̾̑͛to a measly little Pichu!
  • Sacrifice Evolution Crystal(s) to evolve yourself to Drakloak or Dragapult!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Dump Chakramaster’s carcass into your Whe̎̑͂̓̚el!


Sho͖͎͈̩͙̼̗͗ͩ̽̾̊̆ͤw us how you like̎̑͂̓̚ to terrorize̎̑͂̓̚!